CHAPSTICK

Tropical Punch

"Good morning fag." Jeongin smiled happily as he sat down in the space in front of Felix.
"Good morning asshole." Felix spat back before applying chapstick.

"Wow, chapstick already? What flavor this time, sexy?" Jeongin asked as he played around with his keys, the keychain that was attached to it clashing against the metal.

"It's always time for chapstick so get your dry ass lips out of here...and it's tropical punch." Felix said with a little smile dancing on his lips as he fiddled with the red and green colored paper wrapped around the tube of chapstick.

"Are you guys...not fighting for once?" Seungmin asked as he walked up with Hyunjin behind him.
"Babe look at them, Jeongin isn't trying to fuck for once with his horny ass and Felix doesn't have a tube of chapstick stuck to his lips for once!" Seungmin pointed as he spoke loudly, his boyfriend acting surprised for the sake of it.

"Hm...Seungmin is suddenly not my favorite." Felix laughed, turning away from his best friend and scanning the crowd of college kids before finding his victim.

"The fuck is he doing- oh...someone just like me, a prisoner." Seungmin mumbled as he watched Felix pull a helpless nerd towards their table.

"Everyone meet my new bestie that will replace Seungmins stick ass, I don't know his name." Felix snickered before reassuring Seungmin he was really kiding.
"Um...my name is Ji-"
"His name is John, I meet him a few years ago."
"I don't even know you and it's Jisun-"
"So anyways this is your replacement Seungmin, hes just like you, you're both nerds and everything."
"Can I walk away or-"
"No you can't John, now listen, I hope your gay becouse if you're not then you'll be kicked out of the group."
"I am...actually gay and please call me Jisung and not Joh-"
"John is gay!"

"Jisung!" Jisung turned to his other friends running up to him, this short nerd looking loser and this buff guy with dimples.
"Damn, I'd let that guy break my neck and call me a bitch then I'd bark at him." Felix said sweetly with an innocent look on his face.
"Wow Lix, If I knew you were this horny I would fuck you...I mean since you clearly want this dick." Jeongin spoke as he watched the one buff guy trip and fall on banana peel on his way over.

Wow...I've never seen real wildlife like this up close...

"I'm no bottom Yang and I'd never want your dick anywhere near me." Felix laughed at the male before swiftly pushing Hyunjin out in front of the nerds so they couldn't steal his new hostage.

"That's not what I heard when Seungmin sent me that video of you sleep talking."

"Wha-"
"Jisung what are you doing, you were behind us then boom, gone." The buff guy said as he rubbed off his face that had a few dirt marks on it but he missed the banana peel stuck to his ass.

"He's my new bestie, you two queers should also join my dungeo- friend group."