Teen wolf one shots I wrote at 4am [VERY MATURE]

*Scott and stiles ft. Harry styles and elmo*

As Scott thrusted into stiles over and over again until stiles shit himself while getting railed to death. They were listening to barney's theme song while Scott fucked baby stiles to death. All of the sudden Elmo the red fucking dinosuor popped up out of no where while Scott was in the middle of cūming in stiles eyes. He was hoping it would get infected and his eye would fall out, but yk its cool beans, but like also a different brand of beans. All of the sudden he yells "Ayo bitch stop jacking off in poor stiles eye, at least do it in mine Scotty." He said in a gangsta voice with a pouty face.
"I'm so sorry boo." Scott said and moved over to Elmo with his pee pee flipping around Tony Lopez style. He then continued to c0m in Elmo eye. And then Harry styles came out with a knife and starting cutting Elmos arse off yelling "Is it cake LUV?"
*10 minutes later* Elmo ass was on the floor with blood and feathers and Harry found out Elmo isn't made of cake. So sad. Harry was in the corner crying because he wanted some cake. Poor Harold, he was devastated.
Harry was still so devastated a week later that he took his knife and cut his face off in front of Scott and stiles saying "I hope this is cake." While crying.