Expect the Unexpected

Embarrassing Skellies

I give Ink a questioning look, "But, how would that make him innocent?"

It was now Ink's turn to give me a questioning look, "What do you mean?"

"Well, how would being kind and optimistic make Blue innocent? Are you saying that you can only be those things if you're innocent?"

"Wh- no, of course not-!"

I don't let Ink finish. "Then how do you know that Blue is innocent? Five bucks he knows what porn is."

Ink sputters, and Dream snorts, before covering it up with a cough.

"I DO KNOW WHAT PORN IS IN FACT!" Blue states, causing me to laugh.

"See? That doesn't seem very innocent to me. Although... maybe you should explain exactly what porn is in excruciating detail, just to make sure that they know you know."

I stand up off the floor, dusting myself off, only to realize that I was shorter than Blue by about an inch.

'Aw fuck. Why am I short as fuck now?'

Blue grins at me, a mischievous look in his eyelights. "THAT IS A GREAT IDEA, HARMONY! PORN IS-" a bony hand slaps over Blue's mouth, muffling the rest of what he was saying.

"i doubt that's necessary bro."

I glance to the skeleton the hand leads back to, only to find Blue's brother with an orange blush on his face.

'Crap what does he go by? Stretch? Orange? Carrot? Maybe he even goes by a name that we haven't thought of-'

"call me stretch, by the way-" well that fixes that problem "-blue's younger brother."

Huh, he mentioned being younger. Maybe this isn't the multiverse I thought it was? Or maybe they just have a better relationship than I thought they did. I mean, this clearly wasn't the 'canon' multiverse. I'm here.

Blue pouts, swatting Stretch's hand off of his face. "AWW, COME ON PAPY, THAT WOULD'VE BEEN FUNNY!"

"i know bro, but i'm not sure classic would've appreciated it. and we are in his house right now."

We all glance at the skeleton in question, only to see him with black eye sockets and a blue blush on his face.

'Aw he's shy.'

"ALRIGHT, YOU DO HAVE A POINT THERE."

At this point, I decide it's about time I see where I am. And I gotta say, this was not the skelebros house from the game. Just from the living room alone, I'm pretty sure this is that cliche 'lodge' thing from all of those fanfictions. I quickly head to the window, opening the curtains. Only to lose my breath at the sunrise slowly streaming through the pine tree's branches.

'Yup, definitely the lodge.'

Quickly calling up my magic, I push the intent of getting outside into it. In the blink of an eye, I'm standing on the damp grass, watching the oranges, pinks, yellows, and blues dance together in a stunning array of life.

Little did I know that the skeletons had followed me outside, and were all watching with soft smiles on their faces.

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AN: Sorry for another short(er) chapter! We do get to see Classic's POV next time though!