No bad blood, not at all. It was just red,..... and it's a metaphor.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you......
The Menstrual Cycle 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
that is all I have to say
read if you want
TW I swear a lot
I woke up the next morning at about 8:24. I took a shower, not the depressing shower, not the concert shower, not the argumentative one, just the thinking one.
I mean I still can't believe yesterday was real. But I did go out yesterday, and I went with Billie. Better believe it then.
Once I finished the shower and did my morning routine( I just brushed my teeth and washed my face), I got out of the bathroom and sat on the bed, wearing this
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I love overalls, they're so comfortable!! (Trueee.) After I changed I sat on the bed and pulled out my phone. I checked Instagram first. My sister has sent me a meme. I decided to text her.
Jessica: sent you a post by '...........' ❤
Me: Haha Hi bitch Before you block me, guess who I met yesterday?!!
It took her a minute to see the message.
Jessica: better be someone important because I swear to God this is your last stroke. Imma block you
Me: it is! Have a wild guess.
Jessica: I don't care just say it already.
Me: always the party pooper. Who's my favorite singer hoe
Jessica: I ain't a hoe bitch. Billie Eilish, duh. What does this have to do with anything
Me: I met her yesterday.
Jessica: pshh nice one. I'll play along and ask you how for your little desperate mind. I know for a fact her concert isn't till tomorrow.
Me: it is. I swear. So you know how I'm staying at this hotel? Yesterday I got my fucking period, and I, as usual, forgot to pack some pads. Soo I had two options, call room service or ask someone. Room service takes forever, so I knocked on the room in front of me and guess who answers?!!
Jessica: Billie
Me: correct. I was so embarrassed but I asked of I could borrow one so I could go out, she said yes. But it was already 10 pm so she asked if I had someone to go with cuz it's late, I said no. And she WENT WITH ME! she was happy that I wasn't actually asking her questions, it was her making conversation.
Jessica: ok ok I get it, that's it? And I still need proof.
Me: I'm not done. And I will give you today hopefully. So when we went back she asked what I'm gonna do and I told her I'll just watch some The Office episodes. She asked if she could tag along! And then we stayed up till 2 am watching! And she said that we should hang out more!
Jessica: so I don't know whether to believe you or not. But I do know that this is your week so you can't lie about that. Talk to me later when you have proof bitch.
