Just Enemies. (sovame)

Chapter 5

"America hmmm, what about him?"

??? P.O.V.

"Does he hate Soviet or not?"

I rolled my eyes at the country beside me, what a stupid question.

"Hates him obviously. I mean look at the dude, he probably takes steroids. He's so freakishly tall."

I paused for a moment, contemplating.

"Ah yeah about that, maybe he's just so tall because America's short."

"Don't bully him like that stupid!" A pain flicked in the back of my head.

"Ow! Damn, what'dya do that for?"

"Can you guys shut it?"

"Nope sorry, it's my job to insult both of y'all."

I heard a grumble and the ground shook a bit, "Well make good use of your voice, tell me what I should say to him."

"Hmm, I don't know, Thought 'cha hated that guy."

"Yeah I thought you did at least a little bit."

"Well yeah I do some, but if this will annoy him then that's even better."

"You know, for once i'm actually with you on that one boss."

"Mmh, yeah not likely but i'll take it. Now i'll ask again, if you're not gonna shut up then help me."

"Fine."

SOME TIME LATER

3rd person p.o.v.

America had just sent a text to Soviet that read, "ok so now that you're my best friend we should do best friend stuff like picking flowers, cuz you're a girl"

He isn't the best at insults ok?

America crossed his arms like he did something great. He was pretty satisfied with himsel-

"That insult was shit."

America huffed,"Shut it, you fix it."

"Gladly, gimme your hands boss."

With communist man

buzz buzz

Oh, what the hell? What was that? I pick up my phone and hold it for a second. I'm still a bit angry with myself that I let stripes force me to be his friend, but i'll make it work. He won't get anything out of me.

I clicked on my phone and looked at the screen,..what?

"ok so now that you're my best friend we should do best friend stuff like picking flowers, cuz you're a girl"

What the fuck.

No literally, what the fuck. What is this? Did he have a heart attack? This insult.. it's so bad. I'm starting to genuinely devalue him as a country. Also did I mention that he's probably having a stroke?

"Did you have a stroke idiot."

There, good enough, small insults at first. I stare at the bubbles popping up on my screen.
After a good minute or so, a text comes up.

"lol no why are you think that"

Does this guy know english? I mean, his father is Britain, and he like invented it or something. I don't know if that's right but I don't care. I was about to type something back but more bubbles appeared.

"YOU CRUSTY COMMIE! YOUR NAME SHOULD HAVE BEEN ONIOSN INESTEAD KF UNION BWVAUSE YOU DONT DESERVE TO BE CALLWS A UNION,!!!!"

Uh... what the hell?

"im seriorry about him, he's a NO IM NKT IM COOL SHUT IP UNION"

Is he okay..?

"America are you okay."

Silence for a few minutes, I got bored and set my phone down.

About another few minutes later, the phone buzzed again.

"haha lol sorry about that, i have problems with that"

?.?.?.?

"Um, what do you mean?"

I mean I guess I was intrigued about this, like how do you call that a problem?

"be nicer to me and i'll tell you, i don't trust you commie"

"WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!!"

"chill it was just a joke. you're so impatient"

I think that's enough America for today.

Chapter End

Word count: 645

Hello i'm sO SO SO SORRY for not updating and when I do it's short, but they're starting to become friends so yay

next chapter should soviet go over to america's house to "be nicer" or no

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