Cat hitler! DX

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So a few times when I'm showering I think of my cat fluffy... Then I'm like "what if he builds an army of cats and takes over the world?" "World war 3 done by cats!" "Cat hitler!" So Ya.... I can see my cat as cat hitler if he ever get's power... Just imagine it! A cat calls all the leaders of the world and is all like "You all are in superior to my owner! You are useless! Bow to me! I will rule the world! The perfect human is my owner! You will all pay for taking her love! I will kill you all!" And like I'm in the background on my Ds like "Fluffy! I'm out of sodas! I'm sad... Buy me a soda! Oh wait... Your a cat so you can't buy things... Sis! Buy me a soda!" "Shut up woman! Can't you see I'm planing world domination!" "Fluffy you're so soft! Let me hug you!" "Woman! I am trying to boom people stop bugging me tell after I finish!" "Fluffy why do you not love me anymore?!" I would say before leaving the room "No wait! Come back! Um... Hold on you swine! I must go make my owner happy again.... Baby come back! I love you!" And he goes after me with the camera still on and the leaders are like "omg what just happened? O.o"

XD sorry not sorry! Bye!

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