If The Beatles Could Text!

Bandegdadeges

6:23 pm

-eggman? sent a message to SICK BEATS YO-

eggman?: where are the bandegdadeges

eggman?: the bandeddgeshs

eggman?: bandargedes

-John changed nickname to garden gnome daddy-

garden gnome daddy: r/ihadastroke

eggman?: shut up you saber toothed lion

eggman?: gimme the bandages

eggman?: HA

eggman?: I SPELT IT RIGHT THAT TIME

garden gnome daddy: why do you need them anyways

eggman?: I stabbed my palm

garden gnome daddy: excuse me what

garden gnome daddy: why. How. I have so many questions

eggman?: knife game

garden gnome daddy: oh

garden gnome daddy: wait

garden gnome daddy: if you stabbed your palm I think you're playing it wrong

eggman?: wym

garden gnome daddy: youre supposed to go between your fingers

eggman?: I did dumbass

garden gnome daddy: says the one who just stabbed himself.

eggman?: im still bleeding out here

garden gnome daddy: then stop texting me and go get bandages

eggman?: I cant

garden gnome daddy: why not

eggman?: I can't get up

garden gnome daddy: what'd you play it with your toes too

eggman?: ...

garden gnome daddy: are you fucking serious

eggman?: I GOT CURIOUS OK

garden gnome daddy: AFTER YOU STABBED YOUR MF HAND

garden gnome daddy: you deserve to bleed out

Ringmaster: thats a bit harsh

eggman?: have you been here the whole time

Ringmaster: pretty much

eggman?: can you get me some bangadam

eggman?: goddammit

garden gnome daddy: no sorry we're all out of bangadam

eggman?: fuck you

Ringmaster: I will

eggman?: i

garden gnome daddy: Ritchie you arent even here rn

garden gnome daddy: wait actually where tf are you

eggman?: probably with my fUCKING BANDAGES

garden gnome daddy: if you really needed them you would hop on over and get them

garden gnome daddy: literally

eggman?: haha George ur so funNEE

Ringmaster: ^

garden gnome daddy: wait Ritchie I thought you liked my dad jokes and mean spirited sarcasm :((((

Ringmaster: to an extent.

garden gnome daddy: wow ok

garden gnome daddy: I see how it is

eggman?: yeah and I'm starting to see stars

Ringmaster: someone call Paul

Ringmaster: he'll get bandages

garden gnome daddy: I would but the phone is so... Far........ Awayyyy......

Ringmaster: youre literally texting

garden gnome daddy: to an extent, got it

eggman?: im gonna die arent i

garden gnome daddy: I'll get your bandages iffffffff you lemme put a spider plant in your room

eggman?: tf is a spider plant

garden gnome daddy: theyre really cool

-garden gnome daddy sent an image to SICK BEATS YO-

eggman?: tf ew no

eggman?: it looks like it'll stab me again

garden gnome daddy: I hope it stabs you again.

Ringmaster: geo we have like three of those in our room

garden gnomes daddy: exactly so what's three more

eggman?: this cant be healthy