The Owl House crack and incorrect Quotes

What have I done

(What have I just brought upon this cursed land)

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Luz coming out the bathroom: King, the bathrooms free, unlike the boiling isles under emperor Belos control

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*Eda and Lilith after a dangerous adventure*

Lilith: Edalyn

Eda: it's alright Lily, all the girls love a scar

Lilith raising staff: oh really, well it's your lucky day then isn't it

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Boscha: I don't consider myself a very emotional person

Amity: last week Willow gave you a flower and you cried for 5 hours

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Luz: this tablet contains the sum of all human knowledge

Gus: all human knowledge in one easy to swallow tablet

Luz: GUS NO

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Amity: I'm sure adapting to human slang won't be too difficult

Three hours later

Luz: amity are you alright

Amity crying: WHAT THE FUCK IS A YEET

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Eda: oh and Luz watch out for the special branch on your way out

Luz after hitting her head on the branch: ouch, I don't see what's so special about you

Branch: I've got a degree in the plant coven, that's what

Luz: huh, ye I guess that is pretty special

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Lilith doing a safety video

Lilith: think ones, think twice, think DONT DRIVE YOUR BROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD

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Luz: you my friend, are now the proud owner of a lucky Penny

King: what really, I've never had one of these before what're the rules

Luz: it's easy okay it just a superstition

King: no, I felt something

Luz: why can't you just react calmly

King: I AM LUCKY

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Boscha giving a pep talk to the banshees

Boscha: so you been slapped down, so what, get up and slap em back but harder, can you do that, DO YOU HAVE THAT IN YOU, what do ya say

Cat: your fired, Willow your the new captain

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Amity: have you ever loved someone so much that you just wanna lock yourself in a room, turn on sad music and cry

Boscha: pfft no

Boscha in her room later: ITS BROKEN ARE LOOOVE

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Amity who's been unmoving for ten minutes

Boscha: the hell happened

Willow: Luz said she looked cute today

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Luz after singing guns and ships

Skara on her knees bowing: teach me your ways

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Me looking at She-ra: this is brilliant

Me looking at the owl house: but I like this more

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(Hello, Welp I guess this is a thing now, just thought this would be fun to do, this was just a sample though, there will be many more very soon)