"Babe can you bring me my phone?" Korra calls out.
"Huh?" The house shakes.
"My phone! Can you bring it??"
Asami storms into the room breaking the floor boards underneath her feet
"WHAT" She yells , this time shattering all the windows in the living room.
"Oops."
Korra sighs, For the third time this week. And it's only Monday." It's alright darling, I can call Tenzin and he can have Rohan and Meelo fix it." Since they are good for nothing else.
"Sorry Korra. On bright side. I found phone!" She holds the phone between her two 50 pound fingers. As she's handing it to Korra she accidentally squeezes it and cracks the phone into pieces. "Oops. Sami strong."
"Yes you are love" Korra says while picking up the pieces of her phone "Very."
Just then there is a knock at the door. Asami stops forward to get it but Korra stops her.
"Don't want the front of the house to fly off again."
Korra opens the door to reveal mako standing shyly with roses in his hand
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"Oh hey Korra.." Mako says with an F boy smirk. "Just wanted to give these flowers to the prettiest girl I know." The flowers, covered in dirt, freshly pulled from Korras garden on the side of the house
This broke bitch. Korra says in her head. "Wow..Thank y-"
Asami lunges forward in front of Korra breaking 17 of her bones. "So those are for Asami? Thank you street rat."
Mako ignores her comment. "These are actually for Korra. I saw her at the supermarket yesterday. Those 3 ponytails drive me mad." Mako winks, "Not to mention that gorilla grip coo-"
Asami pounds Mako to the ground knocking him out cold immediately.
"Asami Neck Sato!" Korra shouts.
"I AM PRETTIEST GIRL BROKE ASS BOY"
Makos ear drums start to bleed.
" NO ONE TALKS ABOUT KORRA THAT WAY"
Makos limp body begins to shake furiously.
"Asami. Love you didn't have to do that to him."
Asami steps on makos stomach squishing his intestines .
"Okay that was really over doing it now."
"Sorry Korra. Broke boy talked about Korra like he loved her"
"It's alright Asami" Korra presses her hand against her rock hard 10 pack. "I don't think we will have to worry about Mako anymore." She turns to look over at Makos pulsating body.
"Is. Is he brushing teeth?"
"No I think his mouth is foaming. We should get inside."
"Too bad poor boys parents dead, He can't pay for medical attention..What should we do?"
"Eh. I'll call Bolin. Oh wait my phone is.. gone.."
"Here Asami will call Broke boy #2" she takes a deep breath and the earth under her shakes. "BOOOOOLLIIIN" The street begins to crumble into pieces. "That does it."
"Cmon Asami, Let's go inside and cuddle"
Asami picks up Korra while only crushing 4 bones. A new record!
They walk away leaving Mako helplessly dying on their front porch
