CHAPTER 2 - Tristian's Dream.
Ok so for some reason the class room roof blew off. There's a thunder storm. It's raining. And I'm woken up by some guy poking me with a spear. I notice that everyone in the class is in chains having been captured by these guys in armor.
*Poke* I wince. *Poke*. I narrowly open my eyes and I see this really hairy guy in armor. *Poke* I react half asleep like "whatta. who the hell are you guys?" and I wipe saliva off the corner of my face. The hairy guy is like "I am from the desserted lands. We have captured you and your people for tresspassing and will now take you to our king." I yawn in his face. "My people?! whatta?You rasist bastard." He blinks. "Come with us." I am escorted by two hairy dudes in armor with the rest of my class mates and we are taken into some crumpled palace. Im still half asleep when Im pushed infront of this throne. I see the King. He looks exactly like my teacher. "Hey! Your-". "Silence." he says.
"I am the King of the desserted lands. You and your people have been found tresspassing in my territory. Who are you an where do you come from?" I look at this guy. I'm stupefied. "My people?" I ask. "Yes" he says. I blink. He sighs. "You wear the crown." I look around for the crown. I notice he was talking about the Burger King crown."WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?!"
The fuck? This guy has balls if he's yelling at me.fine I'll play along.uhmmm...where am i from?uhmm ohh! got it.
I say in all seriousness. " I am the Prince of a Millenium." He blinks. "I come from....." I think. somewhere cool...uhmmm .I look down at my shirt. It reads NAUTICA. "I come from Nautica". He thinks. "Hmmm. never heard of it." I blink. "It's to the North." I say. "Well..Prince. He says what is your name?" I blink again. My name? I cant use my real name. What if this guy is like a rappist or something. hell no. i'll make something up. I say the randomest thing that comes out of my mind.
"I'm Sterling De Lagger".
He looks at me. "Prince Sterling...Hmm...". Im a little creeped out by this guy. "Yeah" I say." My uhm..People and I were heading west in search of some refugee from the storm". He nods "Ahhhh. that explains it." I nod. "You and your people may stay here as long as you like. You seem like a good people. I'll welcome you all." I am shocked. I mumble out a thank you and we are escorted into a dinning room with a long wooden table and food set out like its thanksgiving day. My classmates are all unchained and we sit down. My friends come running to me. They all talk at the same time and I cant seem to hear them all at once. "Dude where the fuck are we?" "how did we get here?" "do they seriously think your a prince?" "whatta fawk is up with those hairy dudes?" "Oh my god Im starving." I tell them to shut up. We all sit down and the King leaves cause he says he was gonna go do something. I look at all the food. "Ok so nobody eat anything it might be poisoned." Too late. Luis is the first one to digg in and pretty soon everyone else joins him.
"Dude" I say. "what the hell are we gonna do now, they think I'm like a prince."Luis turns to me with a turkey leg in his mouth and manages to say "Your fault for wearing that crown". He goes back to eating. "Ok". I announce. "I'm changing everybody's name in case this guy is a rapist!" They all stop. Some of them start choking. Anthony Laughs his ass off. And Luis Almost pukes on everybody.
The King steps in. Silence. He sits. Silence. He looks around. He looks at me. He starts speaking. "SO...Tell me about yourself.' He drinks some whine. "Me?..." I scan the room. "I..uhhm." "Wait" he says. "Introduce me to some of your people here." I blink. "Well uhm..." I Look at Luis.I look back at the King. "This is...?" THink of a fucken NAME o.o "This Is Lance." The king blinks. "He looks kind of dirty. Is he your servant or something?" .Silence. Anthony lowkey laughs. I try to stop myself fro laughing. "Not exactly." I say. "He's my dog." The king nods in understanding. "I have one of those....RENZIE!" he calls. This dorky looking guy in the most hidious peice of red clothing i have ever seen in my LIFE comes in. "This is MY dog." the king says. "Yeahhh." I feel creeped out by him and that DOG.
I introduce Anthony as "Anton" and say that he is my Joker and that he amuses me. The king brings out his own joker and introuduces him as "Lefty". I Introduce Wendy as "Wednesday" I say she's a regular person. Katherine is "Katerina" and Is also a regular person. Cindy Is "Cinderella" Also regular. Cesar is "Sessor" He is like a Blacksmith.
NEXT IS CHAPTER 3 - SHIT HAPPENS
