Wednesday takes a look at the dragon. She pets it. The Dragon giggles on the palm of Anton's hand. It chokes out fire and burns his finger. "Gah. You bastard!" The dragon blinks. "So whattcha gonna name it?" she asks. "ohh.huh?" Anton Stutters. "Uhm. I dunno" He shruggs."Let's name it...LEMONS!"lance says. "Fuck off lance" I say. Lance shruggs. "Oh! i knoe!" he speaks, "Let's go ask the iron wall. Then we can wish ourselves home". *Authors Note: The iron wall is like the wizard of ozz*
"Ohh!" i start jumping up and down."The iron wall! Yeah! Let's go". I put my darks sunglasses on. Anton puts on his hat. Lance puts on his helmet. And We start walking super bad ass while some kind of explosion happens in the background. We stride forward with pride and outmost cockiness.
The king suddenly shows up and kills every ounce of swag left in the atmosphere. He blows into a tissue and cries his eyes out
"Dang!" I say. "gtfo the way Whateveryourfaceis". He neels down and cries out like the bitch he is.."Than-k yuh."
Lance kicks him out the way. "Get lost Wehfi
we gots shit to do".
He slowly stands "Ok.but first let me say that me and my people are indebt to you. You are always welcome and please take whatever you like." Lance grabs a giant turkey leg from the stand next to us. "Thanks" he says and bites into it. "You fat Bish" I say. "You dont want that" Anton smacks it out of his hand. The turkey leg hits the ground. Lance shruggs. "Fuck it." He eats it off the ground.
"Ewwh." Wensday says. I kick Lance. "Get up foo we gots to get to the Iron wall."He gets up. "Later dude" he says to the king.
We start walking again. We walk for like 2 hours and we're super fawking exhausted. Lance pants and falls to the ground. I sit. Anton sits. Wensday sits. "Gahh."
Anton turns to Lance. The dragon climbs off of his Jester hat. "Dude what time is it?" Lance jokes around. "Hold on lemme check my shield" The dragon suddenly spits a green flame at it. The shield turns into a watch. o.o Mindfuck! We freak out . Then let it go.
2 seconds pass and I realize something. "Dude!" I yell. "We should just make the Dragon fly us there!" They all open their eyes wide. "For real!!" lance yells. "Instead of me walking we could've taken the friggin dragon!"
"Handles" i say. "Anton make your dragon fly us there".
Anton blinks."How? he's small.I dont know how to make him turn big again. I'm not sure he can."
"Then Train him to do it" I said. "How?"
"I dunno he's your dragon dude."
"Fuck". We all stand up. The little dragon makes its way to lance.They start fighting. The dragon bites and shoots little flames. Lance growls and blocks his attacks. "HEY!Listen up you animals! Stop fucking up. We're gonna train you now." They stop.
"What?" lance says. "Why? I dont need training". "Ohh ." I gulp down my anger and try to keep it contained. I store it somewhere adding another piece to the pile in my soul. I think it's gone. I sigh. The little dragon wabbles over to me and bites my left butt cheek. I feel it's fangs."Ow!!"Green flames seep through the bite. I close my eyes and I see something. I think it's my soul and it's like gooey. Packed with the darkness that is my anger.The flames touch the goo and in one swift movement wraps itself around it. I feel a rush. I feel EVIL. The rush runs through my veins and runs all over.It feels.....FANTASTIC. I snap my neck sideways. I smile. "Guess what lance? I DONT GIVE A FUCK!!" The dragon lets go and runs to lance. It visably shakes. Lance points and shakes "Dude your yo-ur *gulp* Your fucken eyes turned RED!" I raise my hand and concentrate on lance. I pick him up and have him high over my head. And with a voice ten times deeper than normal I say in his face "LISTEN YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! I WILL HAVE YOU TRAINED into a proper DOG. You will do as I say when I say it AND YOU WILL OBEY!." I let him go and he falls on his ass with a *thump. The dragon tries to be brave and decides to shoot little flames at me. How pathetic. He starts to wabble towards me again. I point at it."DRAGON YOU BITE ME AGAIN I WILL END YOU" He stops.
