Willy was sitting on his couch watching property brothers incest porn when all of a sudden a crazed fan started banging on his window. That fan was named Jay. Jay is known as willies #1 fan and will do anything to get a piece of him.
Willy got his shotgun out, preparing him to blow this kid to smitherines when he noticed that Jay was.. attractive today. Jay went very far to get a love potion to make the person he adored most become obsessed with him.
Willy dropped his shotgun instantly and started humping Jay. "Daddy wonka~~" Jay whimpered.
I'm not continuing this story 🙄🙄 THE END