A Destructive Vacation (Beerus x RWBY)

Chapter 1: Nom-Noms and Dum-Dums

The Beacon cafeteria fell quiet. Eerily quiet. No one knew exactly how to respond to a man sized purple cat that was currently digging into a massive hill of food presented to him by their headmaster, Ozpin, who was utterly terrified by the strange....cat-man's presence.

Ozpin stood at Beerus's side with a nervous smile on his face and his hands clasped together in front of him, his staff long since forgotten as he was busy running back and forth to get the G.O.D's lunch. "H-how is the food my lord? I hope it is to your likening."

Beerus tore away a chunk of meat from some kind of beef which he held by the bone,"Absolutely delicious! Its just as I remembered it! Such a wonderful texture and what a vibrant flavor, mmmmmmm, its absolutely splendid. I knew I had the right idea to come here for my vacation!"

"Thank you, Lord Beerus. I'm g-glad you like it." Ozpin told him as he carefully watched the destroyer eat. "However there is just one problem." Beerus began and Ozpin's heart nearly exploded out of terror,"Why are all of you students staring us down?"

The headmaster looked around to find nearly everyone looking directly at them, of course they all heard Beerus as he had put extra emphasis on the question. Most of them turned back tot heir food out of sheer embarrassment while others simple didn't say anything out of response as Ozpin was right there.

Ozpin quickly turned back to Beerus as he noticed everyone went back to looking at their own plates or friends,"My apologies my lord, I'm sure its just that they've never seen someone quite like you before. "

"And what exactly is that supposed to be mean?" Beerus asked as he put down the fork he was using to eat with. Ozpin's eyes widen and his glasses slid down his face and to the brim of his nose,"I meant no disrespect my lord! I meant that they have never seen someone of your prestigious visage before!"

Beerus leaned back in feigned acknowledgement, "Ah, I see. Very well then....Hm, Ozpin does this place have a desert called.....pudding?"

The headmaster straightened himself before he answered,"Like a pudding cup?" Beerus shook his head furiously,"Yes, yes! Those scrumptious looking treats! I've never had one before and the last time I got the chance it was taken from me! I would like for you to fetch me one."

"Of course my lord! Right away!" Ozpin told him before taking off towards the place where they kept their food. Beerus chuckled happily to himself before he went back to the remainder of his food.

Unfortunately for Ozpin, in the brief few minutes he would be leaving Beerus alone, a certain pair of  teams would be very.....curious of the man sized cat.

"Psssst. What do you think that guys deal is?" A young blonde girl asked the other seven people sitting with her. The girl sitting across from her, a girl with black hair and a set of black and white cloths, had a very normal opinion. "Maybe he's from the school board or something. Like its to check and see how the schools doing."

"That makes that guy kind of a jerk then doesn't it? I mean who would make Ozpin run around for him just to get some amusement out of it?" A girl with white hair said. "Come on guys, its not nice to talk about someone behind their backs." A blonde haired boy told them speaking up in defense of the man they knew nothing off.

"Jaune's right, we should go introduce ourselves!" A young girl with short black hair and a red cloak said. "Uhhhhh, if he is from the school board wouldn't it be a bad idea talk to him Ruby?" The white haired girl asked the younger girl named Ruby. "Psssh, come on don't be a spoil sport Weiss! Team RWBY let's go introduce ourselves!"

"This is not going to end well." The girl in black said as she and the other three girls followed their leaders.....well lead.

Beerus tore a rather large piece of meet from the bone it was attached to before he noticed a pair of silver eyes staring at him from the seat across from him. He blinked twice before swallowing his food in one massive gulp,"Can I help you?"