Pick up lines

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Luther :
Do I know you ? Because I think you look like my next girlfriend

Diego:
Was your dad a boxer ? Because damn you're a knockout

Allison :
I seem to lost my number. Can I have yours

Klaus :
I'd say God bless you but it looks like he already has

Number 5 :
Is your mother the handler ? Because your the bomb

Ben :
For some reason I felt a little off today but when you came along you definitely turned me on

Vanya:
Your pretty and I'm cute. Together we're pretty cute.

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