A/N I'm formatting this a bit different that usual, so I hope it still works '-' also, not in chronological order
*Click*
* the sound of something pouring, then a gasp and glass breaking, followed by the loud beeping of a fire alarm and a sigh*
Parker
Oh, shit! Damn it! Fu-
Elias, suddenly
Need a hand, perhaps?
Parker
Oh! Elias . . .,um, no it's fine I'll get it.
Elias
Nonsense. There's alot of glass, I'll go get the dust pan.
*broken coffee pot being sweeped up*
Parker
Thanks. By the way, how did you get over here so quick? I didn't think you could hear fire alarm that loud from your office.
Elias
When you're the boss for as long as I have been, you tend to be able to see when something is going wrong. Especially at an archive full of flammable paper.
Parker
Huh. Anyways, I'm sorry about the coffee pot. I'll get a new one.
Elias
It's fine. Though, next time, you should really just ask Martin to make you a cup. I'm sure he'd be obliged.
Parker
Yeah, will do. . . . Wait, did Jon leave this out here?
*Click*
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*Click*
Sasha(the real one)
Hey, Jon? Did you want me to file Dominic Swain's statement in the Leitner box or the Gerard Keay box?
Jon
I'd say put it in the Leitner-
Tim, from the other room
Put it in Gerard's box! Jon likes to listen to them when he's alone!
Sasha
What?
Jon
I do not-
Parker, leaning in the door way
Do to. Pretty sure he has had a crush on him since he started burning Leitners.
Sasha
Why tho? What's your beef with Leitner?
Parker
Dunno. He won't tell me.
Tim, coming up from behind Parker
You guys haven't unlocked his tragic backstory yet. You gotta be at least friendship level 57 for that.
Sasha
A tragic backstory would explain why he's always brooding.
Jon
I do not brood. Also, I do not have a crush on Gerard Keay. I just . . respect the man, that's all.
Parker
Uh-huh. Sure.
Jon
Don't you all have work to get back to?
*some snickering and shuffling as everyone leaves*
Martin, who has been quietly 'filing statements' this whole time
. . . Do you really liste-
Jon
Martin!
*click*
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*click*
Parker
Hey Jon. Elias wanted you to, um, listen to this tape again. He, uh, thinks you missed something.
Jon
*sigh* Fine, give it here.
Parker
Whatever you say boss-man.
*footsteps*
Jon
I've been reviewing statements for the last week, what could I possibly have-
Tape
*click*
*Sounds of distant howling laughter*
*click*
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*click*
Parker
Um, hey, Sasha? Have you got a minute?
Not!Sasha
Sure, what's up?
Parker
I was looking through some Polaroids from that company Christmas party last year and I found this one- and I- I can't for the life of me remember what this girl right here's name is. She looks so familiar but I just can't put my finger on it. I was wondering if you remembered?
Not!Sasha
Uh. . . No. Sorry.
Parker
Oh well. Y'know- it's so weird- I could have sworn it was you I had taken this picture with. Must be getting old. My memory is failing me already!
*click*
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Magnus Archives Oneshot stuff
FanfictionJust a bunch of Magnus archives stuff I made. Some ocs, some x readers, maybe even some crossovers at some point.
