Bows & Headphones

oh god oh fuck: Chapter 3

RoBoomer decided to do two things. First, he would shoot Noobz so that nobody on this planet will suffer her wrath anymore. Secondly, he will shoot himself since it does not look like anyone is going to be coming to help the two. Well, he would have done it, if he had a gun.

It had been a while since Noobz spewed out an innuendo. RoBoomer didn't know why. Was it because he had said nothing to set her up? Or is it because Noobz had finally run out of things to say? RoBoomer had hoped it was the latter.

Unfortunately for Noobz, it was, in fact, the latter. She had no idea what to say. Repeating the same innuendo over and over isn't going to work; RoBoomer will just get annoyed. Plus, RoBoomer hasn't said anything for Noobz to make any dirty jokes.

Noobz looked out the window. It's starting to snow again, but not as hard as the night she came here. In fact, if you weren't looking closely, you wouldn't be able to tell it was snowing at all. She knew it was probably safe to go out now, but where is the fun in that?

Noobz sighed. She looked over at RoBoomer, and decided to start a conversation. Or, try to, at least.

She said "Hey."

RoBoomer responded, saying "Yeah?"

"You ever wonder why we're here?"

RoBoomer looked at Noobz, coming up with an answer. Finally, he said "It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night."

Noobz stared at the man in a confused silence. Why did RoBoomer go on that rant?

"What?" she asked. She continued, saying "I mean why are we out here, in this cabin? Or actually, that bus? Where were we going?"

RoBoomer hung his head when she finished, misunderstanding what she originally asked.

Noobz tilted her head to the side. She asked "What was that stuff about God?"

RoBoomer blushed slightly, saying "Oh, um... it's nothing."

Noobz reassuringly asked "Do you want to talk about it?"

RoBoomer simply replied with a "No."

"Alright, then," Noobz answered, ending the conversation. She decided to sit next to RoBoomer. Then, it was a short period of awkward silence. RoBoomer finally decided to break it, asking "Why are you sitting next to me?"

Noobz's face went slightly red. She decided to answer, saying "W-Well, there isn't anything else to do here, you know. What do you expect me to do? You? Because I won't mind~"

RoBoomer was about to answer her, but then he processed what she had just said. RoBoomer looked Noobz up and down. "If it shuts you up, then yes," he said. Noobz was taken by surprise when RoBoomer had said that, a blush growing on her face every second.

"W-Whoa, I didn't think you'd actually take me up on that offer..." she stammers. RoBoomer decided to use this against her. Maybe it will finally make Noobz be quiet for the rest of their time here. He leaned in closer to Noobz.

"We can even go all night if you want~" RoBoomer said seductively. Noobz was absolutely not prepared for this. She got off of the bed, and walked to the fireplace. There, she sat down, facing RoBoomer, and buried her face into her arms.

Why was Noobz doing this? She would have retorted something even dirtier, but this... feeling, inside of her, it made her feel... embarrassed about what she was told? She was used to this, but for some odd reason, she wasn't used to it when RoBoomer was saying it.

RoBoomer just laughed at this reaction. He said in between laughs, "Wow, you can deal it, but you can't take it!"

Noobz decided that this would be her redemption. She looked up, blush still on her face, and said "S-Sure, but I bet I could take you!" in an attempt to get RoBoomer to screw off.

RoBoomer simply laughed again. "Your face is so red! What, scared to sit next to me?" he asked, once again between laughs. But in the back of his mind, he wondered. Why did Noobz sit next to him? Noobz only looked away, her face once again red. Put a tomato next to her face and nobody could tell the difference.

Noobz only sat there in silence. RoBoomer has stopped laughing, only a few chuckles escaping his mouth. "Oh, man..." he says, "that's rich. The female pervert says these things, but she can't even tolerate 'em."

He looked at the girl again. She seemed to be... crying? What? Why would she be crying over something like this? RoBoomer realized he screwed up, taunting her like this. He walked up to the crying girl, and in an attempt to comfort her, a very bad attempt, he hugged Noobz.

Noobz stopped her silent sobbing. She saw that RoBoomer had his arms around her. Before she could even say anything, RoBoomer let go. Noobz stared at the floor. Her feelings for RoBoomer just grew.