"Here is my grocery list" my sweet piglet says as we enter the store and hands me a list
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- Doritos
- Mountain Dew
- spaghetti
- crispy tarantula's
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"YOU LIKE CRISPY TARANTULA'S ALSO" I say looking at her with utter amazement.
"YES DONT WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON YOU PIECE OF TRASH" she says to me sweetly.
"You owe me some milk bread, remember?" I remind her while I scan the shelf's for the crispy tarantula's.
"Oh yes, can you go collect that for me you ugly piece of shit?" She asks me.
Aww she's so nice to me, I feel my cheeks heat up.
"Of course my queen pig"
I head over to the bread section and find my milk bread but as I put my hand out to grab it another hand touches mine.
I look up to see BARNEY!!!
I remember learning somewhere the only way to scare off a wild Barney is to sing them a song.
I think if one of the only songs I know and start singing it.
"Your butt is wide, well mine is too (LIES)
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows"
"AAAAAA" he yells in fear and runs away and out of the store like sonic.
"I guess he had to go fast" I take the whole shelf of milk bread and bring it back to the cart.
I chuck the whole shelf of milk bread into the cart
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Peppa pig x Oikawa
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