Switching POVs just a heads up 😉😉🤪
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Oikawa and peppa exit the grocery store, with bags of crispy tarantula's in each hand, "Hey, what should I call you." Peppa pig asks Oikawa Dooru.
"Oh you can just call me Thicci Minaj" Oikawa responded, quite proud of the new nickname he came up with for himself.
"No, why would I call you that your more like a Flatti Minaj, I'm Thicci Minaj!" Peppa yells back at him.
"No I'm Thicci Minaj!"
"No I'm Thicci Minaj!"
"No I'm Thicci Minaj!"
"No I am!" Peppa pulls a crispy tarantula out of the bag in her left hand, and throws it at Flatti Minaj's face.
Oikawa starts full on sobbing, "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FINE YOUR FLATTY MINAj!" He wipes his tears.
"WHAT ARE YOU!" Peppa yells at Oikawa while squishing a crispy tarantula on each side of his face.
"A FLATTI MINAJ!" Oikawa yells out with no shame whatsoever.
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Peppa pig squeezes his head harder with the tarantulas.
"IM A FLATTI MINAJ!" Oikawa practically screams out.
"Good, it seems you've learned your lesson now don't defy me again or you will face my WRATH!!!" Peppa hugs Oikawa and starts snorting happily.
Oikawa hugs her back and takes in her sent, "Do you use perfume?" Oikawa asks Peppa.
"Aww you noticed, it's called Muddy thicc pig, wanna try some?"
Oikawa obviously nods his head, Peppa pulls out the perfume from her ear and sprays it all over Oikawa making sure the sent is fully covering him.
"Wow I smell bEauTifuL Miss Thicci, thank you I owe you one."
"Anytime, after all your my Flatti and I'm your Thicci."
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Wow um smakskskskseirnfsokapqsk that was fun 🥰🥰🥰 don't know when I will decide to post another chapter for this but I will someday 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Peppa pig x Oikawa
Romansa"Will.. you.. marry me Peppa" Oikawa looked up at peppa as he was down on one knee with a ring in a box. He had tears brimming at the corner of his eyes, he just can't wait to spend the rest of his life with her.. PROBABLY SLOW UPDATES
