THIS IS A JOKE IT IS NOT REAL I DO NOT SHIP THESE CHARACTERS!!!!! This goes out to my friend Kenny thanks.
"DAVE!" Phone guy yelled from across the room.
Dave turned to him with a confused expression as to why he was so loud.
"What is it brrring brrring face?" Dave said.
"YOU LIKE YOUR ICE CUBED AND NOT CRUSHED!"
"Uh yeah who doesn't." Dave said wondering why it was such a big deal. "It's just my personal preference."
Dave has always had a liking for phone guy. He's smart, handsome, responsible, a phone. I mean what more could you want in a guy?
"Dave that's it." Phoney said with a stone face. "I'm not talking to you for the rest of the day."
Dave heart sank. How could he possibly survive without phone guy talking to him! Phone guy stormed out of the room slamming the safe room door behind him. Dave fell to the floor and cried. This was his one chance to tell phone guy how he felt and he blew it all because he liked cubed ice. Dave pondered about what he could do to get phone guy to talk to him. At least for five minutes...
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Dave x phone guy: the crack ass crazy freaks
FanfictionTHIS IS A JOKE! MY FRIENDS AND I WERE BORED After phone guy finds out Dave's secret they can never be friends again... unless?
