One day, I, the insanely awesome author, decided to look back and re-read her works.
This is the story of how one author looked at both sides of the street and got hit by the airplane above because her past self had no taste in ships.
Le Me: Hmm, NaLu...GruVia... JeRza... well, those ships seem okay! Next--
*Gets hit by VaNny, Mordeby, ThalNico, Snarry, GumWin and other regrettable shipping choices*
Me: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!! *rolls on the ground*
Some Random Bro: *Throws bucket of water on me*
Me: AHHHHHHH!!!!! WHY THE FIDDLE STICKLE DID YOU THROW BOILING WATER AT ME BRO?!
Some Random Bro (let's call him Bro for short): *shrugs* *deadeye stares at me* You know why. *walks away*
Me: *mutters* Just because they have a point doesn't mean I needed to get Zuko-ed
Me: AAAAAAANYWAY! *Picks up Ye Old Ship Book*
Me: YEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!! *Yeets Ye Old Ship Book into the Sun*
Me: *huffs* Glad that's over. Now--*turns around and picks up a book* Time for Ye Old Ship Book Volume 2.
And she was forever trapped in a cycle of cringe and pain.
The End~!
(Me: WHY ARE YOU TAKING IT OUT ON ME?! TAKE IT OUT ON HER! *points at Past!Me
Past!Me: *Stops eating a bagel and stares at Me* *waves* HIIIIIIII~!)
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Random Shiz about stuff
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