Part 1

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by Bald_Jimin

by Bald_Jimin

It was all happening so fast, the water was up to her chest, anxiety rising up. She just wanted to take a quick bath in the river, wanting to hide her identity from others, or she could be...

KILLED.

Just as she was reassured nothing would happen, it was until a pack of naked men came rushing in the water, their ding dongs exposed.

*sighs*

"She was amazing." Udon thought to himself. If only... If only someone like her existed in this universe. Someone as amazing and courageous as... Mulan.

He stroked his soft bald head. He had shaved as a commitment to the godly Pitbull (after Bald Jimin - the hottest student in the building - had forced him to do it), but had thought of it as a cool similarity both Mulan and him had.

BOOM.

Out of nowhere, a girl came droppin in below.

"LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS... TO DEFEAT-"

The girl screamed. She had strange uneven hair, as if she cut it herself. She had beautiful, glowy ski-

You know what? She was pretty, and it's clear we would simp for her.

Udon looked at his computer screen, then at the girl, once... twice... three times... This time, the girl had a questionable look on her face.

"Li Shang?"

"M-Mulan- wait. Did you just call me-"

Udon replied with a questionable look. He then looked on the screen again, and saw Ping blushing around a muscular man... Namely Li Shang, son of the captain of the imperial guards of ancient China.

"SKSKSKSKKS Li Shang? Where am I btw SKSSKSKKSKSKSK"

Mulan asked again, except this time she had transformed into her alter ego, VSCO Girl Mulan.

"Haha... no."

Mulan looked at the baldie noodle soup with a strange face.

"Wait... Who tf are you..."

"Haha bing bong I am udon soup and I sing."

Udon then sang Fly Me to the Moon soulfully, and so beautifully to the point where Mulan was seduced by him and fell in love with him lmao and they ate chicken nuggets together forever.

LOL YOU THOUGHT.

But although Udon was shocked as to be compared to Li Shang, he knew he was much better *hairflip*

What was Mulan doing in his room? Where did she come from? Would she stay with him forever, like a wish come true?

Although, one thought had popped into his mind...

How would he deal with Mulan when he is a counselor at Asian High?????????

lmao cool

chicken nuggets

borgers

lyen didn't believe this but i did it lol

hope jenni and udon likes this haha