.𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕊𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤. || HxH x MaleOC

Ｃｈａｐｔｅｒ ＇０１＇ ホンカ

This exam... May not be as bad as I thought it was going to be

I was still laying on the ground by the time the people who didn't pass out made it to the top. I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure I was glowing.  It was very visible, like a sign of joy. I am happy, no more ugly guys so I'm as happy as clam.

Killua and Gon were talking next to me, and I'm pretty sure a mushroom is growing on my head. When life gives you mushrooms, make clothes for them-

I swear if at all I have to go and sit in dirt, I will cry. IF I DON'T EAT I WILL CRY. IF I DON'T PASS I WILL CRY. I STAYED IN A ROOM FULL OF SWEATY PEOPLE.

How did the mushroom get here- "Oi Vinny has a mushroom on her head!"

Of course a n o t h e r  opportunity to be called a girl. Why do I care though, oh wait IM NOT A GIRL. I'm so done with people.

"Blah blah blhab blak blah" I heard that. Again why. Why is this so overrated. I may be the only one reading my own but this is overrated my dude.

I think someone died... not sure

We were running again, but there were a lot more people than I remember, but it was still very foggy so... Wait some of them are disappearing... I stayed close to no mouth man, and I got to the end luckily. It didn't take as long as I thought though.... I was next to a big wall, and a fence. I was lucky enough that I am not partaking in any of these idiotic fights between other. I looked through the fence and I saw some, cooking supplies? I know that there are these really good gourmet hunters, but in general.... I HATE COOKING

I am not ready to be an adult at all, I am bad at cleaning, I hate trying new things, I cook like fish out of water. I'm just gonna hope they have salt there. Salt makes everything all right.

I saw the others come over but they didn't notice me. I was to busy stress eating the snacks I have in my bag to-

OMG I HAVE SNACKS. I- I'm still hungry.

I guess the second part of our exam started, because we were all lead into the odd... household? I don't know, the only thing that is important is that we are on the second faze.

"PiG oInK Something BlaH Blah" and I think that we needed to get some sorta pig.

Gon, Killua, Leorio, Kuripika, and me ventured of into the small forest to find some pig? We started to walk in a line, which was kinda funny so I went along with it. We went sliding down, but Gon stopped and we all bumped into the person in front of us. I was behind Kuripika and I think he went red.

"Your a boy?" He asked turning back to me.                                                                                                              "haAhAhAH yah-"

After I responded, he turned another shade of tomato red. 

_SMALL TIME SKIP_

After Kurapika had calmed down, we had continued on the venture for bacon. Well GREAT, now I'm hungry for bacon.

I decided that I would just fail the test and get it over with. I'm bad at cooking- we started running, but I was already on top of a pig, and the pig didn't notice me. Gon caught a pig I think. "Hit the pig on his head!" He shouted

I poked the pig on his head, it obviously wasn't enough WHAT WAS I THINKING. It started to run left and right. "HeLlPp MMmmeeEEEEE" I wailed. I grabbed my chip bag and threw it at his head. he fell? Is he dead yet? I sure hope so. I got off to look at it's face, and I'm pretty sure it was dead. Everyone already had been rolling their pig, and I think I can do it too since mine wasn't as big as the others.