.𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕊𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤. || HxH x MaleOC

Ｃｈａｐｔｅｒ ＇０４＇ ヅがゖ

Ok we are rolling.

WHATS UP UGLIES-

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WHATS UP DUMB-

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*Aggressively doesn't know what to say*

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Sorry I haven't been updating this. I will do it more often I swear. I just had a lot of schoolwork to do, and some sort of series of tests. But guess what! I got a 4 in all of them (4 meaning exceeding standards)! Anyways lets get on with this.

Vinny's PoVinny

The same Cat eyed boy was sitting in front of me. Maybe he was looking for someone his age too! "Hello. I am Gabrielle." The cat eyed boy said. His voice was very... scary? It reminded by of one of those Horror films... I shiver at the thought...

"What is your name?" He asked, his head tilting.

I was still in my thought, and when I looked at him I was very confused? As always tho-

. Sooner or later it became a staring contest. I laughed and it ended. I'm sure that it was as awkward as it seemed to me in his eyes as it did in mine but we just sat in silence.

"So what is your name?" He questioned again.

"Oh its Vinny?" I said in some sort of confused voice.

"Well Vinny, I assume your honest right?" He asked.

I sat there for a second, wondering how many times I lied to women about them looking lovely.... I mean they did but they just had so much makeup for no reason...

"No? I'm not entirely sure so if you want a honest opinion I think you should search for someone else..."

H e   n o d d e d .     W   O   W

"I'd rather just stick with you... Vinny" He said it and I suppose I was awkward. I don't want to be with somebody who looks like this. I'm scared. Please help.

"Can I be honest with you though?" The boy asked.

"Sure Gabrielle, but can I ask you something quickly?"

"Yes, if you would like to." He replied quickly

"Why do you want to hang out with me. You obviously didn't chose me for my looks and you DEFINITELY should not want to be with me because of my personality or anything."

"Well I was bored, and I had wanted to make an acquaintance with someone of my age that seemed calm."

"Oh.... Well I think you should reconsider your choice. I am the opposite of calm, you should pick Kuripika the pretty blonde boy!"

"Oh I see. You wouldn't want to hang out with a person like me." He said jumping off and strolling away. Well no- I really wouldn't. 

It was the afternoon, and I saw Gon on the dirty floor. 

Gon? I wonder what happened to him- I was cut off by Killua. He was watching in the tree next to you putting his finger on his mouth as an act of 'Shut the frickity-frack up'. I saw the creepy Giggle the clown...

I started to hop though the trees getting away, but I looked back and saw (y/n), and I just remembered her name , and she was in the tree next to him.

They were seemingly having the weird 'someone is going to die' look. Which is a look I am familiar, mostly because everyone is very weird and uses that against me all the time. 

I was skimming through the trees, still staring back, when I slipped. Oh yay. My ideal afternoon.

"Ack-" I said as I was falling through the branches and then hitting the ground. Paying attention is my enemy. It just decided to only work at random times.

I was still on the ground. Probably growing a mushroom through pain. I was tired and decided to sleep in the bushes.... but I don't wanna get up.

I decided to roll, and roll and roll and roll and roll until I hit a bush.

I had everything going through my brain. I saw some... dots? Brown bullets? Bread?

Wait... I picked one up and tried to eat it. It seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemed edible.

"Aw Yis"

"Muther Fu-"

AND WE WILL BE BACK RIGHT AFTER THIS COMERCIAL

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*Opens fortune cookie*

"Help I am being held against my will! Just inspiring!"

"-ng bread Crumbs"

I couldn't hear myself. HMHhMHmhmhmHmhMhM. That commercial wants me to pay for yoga. Lets do it-

So many things where going on in my head that I forgot that people were dying. I feel like I'm gonna barf... help me.

All I knew is that I was running. I was probably going to hit a tree sooner or later but that doesn't matter right now. Just let me die the mushroom way. Death by tree.

I was running and running... I ran into a very loud tree. It said ow. Trees' these days, don't know how to say WOOOOSH.

I'm pretty sure the tree was staring at me. Am I an idiot? Am I thinking of things? I know that some people in this exam are perfect. Like that bear girl, and she probably survived. She seemed to know everything about everyone.... 

I was being carried by a tree? 

"Tree? Just kill me now" I said groaning. My head was still processing. As always it has never finished. (Lol this is a mood)

"You weirdo...." A familiar voice said. Still pretty confused. Life SEND ME A SIGN ON WHO IT IS. I saw some cat eyes. This doesn't sum it up though...

Me being an idiot for 7 days in a row. Like how am I this stupid, why can't I be like the other main characters. So serious and manly. But no. THE AUTHER DECIDED TO MAKE A SILLY FANFICTION WHERE I DON'T EVEN GET TO ENJOY OR HAVE A LOVE INTREST.

I decided to not think of anything and stand up. I was wobbling trying to get to another tree that wouldn't kill me when I had had fallen down....

I was, again, unconscious. Why does this keep happening to me. I haven't even fought anyone yet... 

I was on the ground, trying to open my eyes when I saw.....

The author trying to advertise another book. Its about two rude girls, basically HxH stick version, and nobody is fat because everyone is skinny. It makes no sense but please read it. I am sad. I shouldn't even be writing this book its so lazy and dumb. Bye