"[image] i questiOn if yOu are secretly gunkind"
"if u r gunkind"
"this guide will b cOmpletely useless 2 u"
"sO u might as well leave"
"Or gO click cOntinue"
"but we bOth knOw u wOnt dO that"
"sO"
"alright"
"i will teach u hOw tO wield a knife"
"nOw"
"as u knOw i wield a dirk sO it will be different frOm hOw u wield a few Other knives and daggers"
"but i think u r smart enOugh tO get all the infO u need frOm my amazin guide"
"sO here we gO"
"first Off"
"u want tO clean ur knife"
"Or u will get knife-hand"
"it is a very bad disease"
"i created it"
"sO u have tO actually clean ur knife"
"treat ur knife with respect"
"anyway"
"clean it"
"with warm water preferably"
"and a fancy knife sOap"
"the brand is called"
"stab ur sOap"
"i alsO created it"
"ur welcOme"
"btw dOnt wOrry it dOesnt cOst much"
"because as a magic dOg i dOnt really need mOney"
"plus i have luck On my side"
"but anyway"
"Once u clean ur knife with stab ur sOap brand knife sOap u want tO"
"sharpen ur knife"
"i alsO have a knife sharpener brand"
"called"
"prepare tO stab sOap"
"its a pOrtable knife sharpener"
"kind Of like One Of thOse handheld pencil sharpeners"
"u knOw the Ones"
"but basically they wOrk really well"
"u can even engrave stuff with it"
"and like shape ur knife"
"it has mOlten lava in it sO"
"thats a cOOl feature"
"alsO a gOOd weapOn really"
"but why fight if u dOnt use a knife"
"but anyway"
"its a little mOre pricey because Of all the spectacular features"
"sO"
"if u want the deluxe experience get mOney"
"and u will be gOOd"
"but Okay"
"after u sharpen ur knife with the prepare tO stab sOap brand knife sharpener"