MCYTER ONE SHOTS (M)

Dare (saphalo) (smut)

Ship: SapHalo as requested by @OrganizedPotato (ft. dreamnotfound)
(Note at bottom)
Prompts/kinks/TWs:
Kinda shit storyline, mentions of alcohol, talk of a character having a past of being bullied and a not amazing but not shitty ig ex, nothing too bad.

Aight so sorry for editing this so many times, but I won't be doing Saphalo anymore seeing as Sapnap said Bad's the one person he doesn't wanna be shipped with. I've been tossing around the idea for months now, and I decided I'm not taking these down, since they were requests that have been up quite a while and honestly I feel like that'd just confuse people (I tried it, people noticed), but yeah, uh, basically you don't need to yell at me anymore I guess 😅
Also I fkn hate these two oneshots anyways so

"Okay, Bad, Truth or Dare?" Dream asked. He'd always hated these games. They always ended up being super embarrassing or inappropriate, and of course, he ended up being the butt of the joke growing up, everyone seeming to pick anyone else for the more attraction based dares if they had the choice, or he'd be paired up with whoever was left. Don't get me wrong, it was a fun time to see everyone else do, but for him, it never seemed to work out. So how'd he end up here?

"Truth." He played it safe. It was time to leave the past behind. Maybe this time, it would be different, he tried to convince himself. This time, he was with his adult friends, living a more mature mindset. He couldn't let old memories from school hold him back, right? He took a swig of his drink for courage. Maybe if he got a bit more buzzed he'd be less anxious.

"Hm... out of all of us, who's the cutest?" Dream asked. Oh God, of course it was this kind of question. Another sip.

"Wha- like, objectionably? Probably Clay, you-"

"No, I mean like, who do you personally find the hottest?"

"Uhm, I guess... uh-" he blushed a bright red. "Probably Nick? Bu-"

"YES dude, pog Bad thinks I'm hot guys, let's goooo!" Sapnap began to celebrate.

"We- I mean-!" He tried to defend his pride, still burning red.

"Awe, you're so flustered! Look he's all red." George commented. So was Nick, but no one seemed to notice.

"I am not, don't be stupid. Just- can we please do the next question?"

"It's your turn to ask, go ahead." Dream said.

"Fine, you muffins, George, Truth or Dare?" He pouted.

"Dare."

"I dare you to... Go in the bathroom and put all your clothes on backwards AND inside out!" He exclaimed like it was the best dare ever created. Nick smiled softly at that, thinking it was cute, not that anyone but him caught it.

"Ugh, fine, that's so lame!" George said, getting up and heading towards the bathroom.

"Hey! It is not, Dre- Clay, isn't that a good dare!?" The other simply shook his head. Fine, next time, he'd come up with something really embarrassing by their rules, he'd decided.

They went a few more turns, George ending up with his boxers on the outside of his pants from Darryl's dare, despite his protests that he really didn't have to do that and that's not what he meant by inside out, some embarrassing confessions from Dream about certain, *ahem* bedroom preferences, and Sapnap playing a game of 'pick the drink we didn't put a fuck ton of random shit in lol'. Which was, of course, all of the drinks.

"Darryl." Clay asks.

"Watttttt?"

"Truth or da-areee?~"