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ScoutXmedic (red) (rated X for NEXT nightmare)

Screams of agony fill the battle field. the medic is called to his job. "MEDIC!" A Russian accent booms through the thick air. the medic lifted his head and darted towards the heavy in distress. The medic halted a few feet from the heavy and lifted his med-gun into position. he flipped the switch on "ÜBER CHARGE READY!" Medic yelled connecting the stream to the heavy. his face had been a canvas for blood, and the teams were the paintbrush. the heavy shone a bright red as the über charge took effect. The battle was almost done when a sniper cleaned the almost indestructible Heavy's head Right of the neck. "GO HOME YA Pièce A PISS!" The blu sniper cackled, removing his eye from the scope gleefully. the medic stood there shocked for a second as the aussie yelled. He got a grip of his thoughts and quickly tried to revive the Heavy's damage, no use. just then, screams had been pled for the medic over by the red base.

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After a brief minute or so of hunting down the plea and dodging bullets of all sorts, the medic arrived at the source. it was scout. His left leg had been severed along with his used to be right hand. "doc..." he grunted. the medic raised his medi gun and powered it up. a mist of red connected itself to the scouts stomach and started healing him. The world paused for a brief minute. the medic met the scouts helpless eyes. his blue eyes shown in the dimly lit mine shaft that connected the two bases. a distant rumble shook him out of his state. the control point was almost captured, he had to über charge. "scout.." He said, the scout had healed and was jumping up "...über charge is ready!" "Uber me up!" Scout replied pumping his fists up. Once again the red mist met the scout and he turned fluorescent red, and soon charged into battle.
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The red team won. cheers filled the base of team red as the battle against blu had been won. Numerous plates had pulled up in the sink and bench-top. "great..i have to vash all of dese.." the medic whispered in his thick German accent. he put his gloves back on and began to scrub the previously eaten chilli from the plates. he got a few dishes in when his bladder began to overflow, he had to pee. Darting up the stairs and into the nearest bathroom he went, gloves and all.
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Medic finished his 'business' and washed his hands. first removing the gloves. after drying his hands he left the dunny to go finish his chore.
The stairs were in sight when all of a sudden a hand grabbed his collar and yanked him into a dark room.
"VHA-" his scream was cut off by a thick cloth being tied around his face. the culprit moved out of the shadow to reveal a familiar face. scout. "yo, doc." he said quietly, "I just wanted to say thanks fa' Savin' my ass on that field." his mouth spread into a big grin, "and I though 'why not return the favour?' So I'm gonna give ya' a little gift!" His face curled into a sinister grin now. he grabbed a pair of handcuffs and cuffed the medic. no escape. " don' make a noise, it'll take away from the fun...." the scout disappeared into the shadow for a minute, only a faint rumbling noise could be hear from a few drawers. he came back into view holding what looked like......a...dipstick.....not one of those fancy car tools, but the one of a male. Medic flailed around terrified as scout cracked a small chuckle. " don't worry doc...it'll feel nice, trust me..." scout cooed. medic closed his eyes tight feeling a pleasure-full sensation drip across him. he blacked out.

AUTHORS NOTE: wow didn't think I have it in me XD we'll hope y'all perverts enjoyed! Until next time~TacoCat