who even reads this anymore
warning: racial slur, and this character uses it in his everyday speech so this is the first and last warning.
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Lafayette was on his couch in his boxers on his phone, watching TV simultaneously and sipping a glass of Rosé when he got a text.
LartistAvecLaToucheDuneDivinité: Lafayette.
AvecLeCoqColossal: Ça va ?
LartistAvecLaToucheDuneDivinité: You should come over.
AvecLeCoqColossal: For what ?
LartistAvecLaToucheDuneDivinité: This dick.
AvecLeCoqColossal: Audacieux de ta part.
LartistAvecLeToucheDuneDivinité: Look I ain't know what the fuck that means but come over.
AvecLaCoqColossal: Lol, no.
LartistAvecLaToucheDuneDivinité: Fuck you.
AvecLeCoqColossal: Et toi.
LartistAvecLaToucheDuneDivinité: Nigga just come over.
AvecLeCoqColossal: Why don't you come over ???
LartistAvecLaToucheDuneDivinité: Bet. Gimme 15.
Lafayette snickered and put his phone down on the couch next to him, taking another sip of his Rosé.
[ 15 minutes later ]
After fifteen minutes, Lafayette heard his doorbell go. He stood up and went to open it to reveal his freckled friend who, frankly, looked sort of flustered. He cocked a brow,
"Alors, is everything okay?"
The shorter nodded, "Yeahhhhh," he responded, pushing his way past the other who closed it behind him, still with his glass in his hand, "Just got a call. I may need to crash here for, like, a week."
Lafayette frowned, "Here? With both me and my brother?"
The other nodded, turning to face the Frenchman, "Yeah."
"OK," Lafayette started, nodding and sitting down, the other sitting across from him, "How come?"
"Wellllllll, let's just say I got kicked outta my apartment."
"Encore? What have you done this time, John?"
John shrugged, "I donno, man. But I got a call."
"Okayyyy, what did the caller s-"
"The owner of the compound said if I didn't pay rent by the end of this week latest, he finna kick my ass out 'til I do."
