Long Distance Nightmares (Otis B. Driftwood X Reader)

Ch.1 Long Distance Is so overrated!

( so this is seriously my first house of 100 corpses fanfic, and imam admit, Otis is seriously a hunk lol so any house of 100 corpses fans or Otis Driftwood fan girls out there reading this I hope you enjoy!  also just for a heads up i have this book on another account on here, only because for a while i had forgotten the password to this account and had forgot i even had this account. )

Rob Zombie's newest song blasted through my stereo as my friends Maggie, Jenna and myself sat in my bedroom as we looked over my laptop, they have been trying to get me to start dating in this big old city of California but there was just nobody I was interested in, they were either posers or stuck up snobs with their heads so far up in their ass they could taste their own shit!

"Chidera, come on there has to be something you want to try, if nobody in a big city isn't catching your eye, then why not try online dating?" Maggie said as she scrolled through a long list of dating sites as she popped her berry flavored gum, I loved Maggie, she would always play cupid, always had her long brown hair in tight curles and never once missed a tanning appointment, she believed in love at first sight which got her in a lot of heartbreak because of it.

"Maggie's right Chichi, its been a year now, its time to get out there, we are about to graduate high school, you have a nice apartment, but nobody to spend time with, you don't even have a car to go out anywhere or even a cat, at this point you'd think you would end up a crazy cat lady....no offence...."

All I could do was glare up at Jenna and roll my eyes, Jenna was the know it all out of the group, always thinking she was right in every way, and if she was wrong just the slightest, even on a test she would debate and argue till she was red in the face, there was simply no saving her.

I looked back at my screen with a sigh till a site caught my attention, making Maggie stop and scroll back up,

"Slasher?...that's an odd name for a dating site....."

I clicked on the link and it brought me to a very dark and creepy page that had blood dripping in front of a black background, I looked it over before I sighed and rolled my eyes,

"Might as well......"

I began signing up, Ill admit the questions they asked were a bit.....strange...even for me....

"listen to this......what is your favorite organ?....what color underwear are you wearing?..........who's your favorite serial killer......... whats your darkest secret desire?!"

Maggie looked at the questions in intrest as Jenna made a face of disgust, I filled in my info and set up my profile under 'Living Dead Girl 666' pretty soon I heard a ding, seeing as I had a notification I clicked on it and saw I had a friend request by someone named 'Dr.Satan' well this just got interesting...

"Dr.Satan?....aint that based of the famous rumor that Jeff Hanks told us about?" Maggie asked as she layed on her belly beside me and looked at the profile as well,

Jenna scrunched her nose as she saw he was 44 years old,

"I don't know about this Chidera.......something about this person seems off......and he hasn't even messaged you yet......look he don't even have any pictures and hardly any friends......"

I rolled my eyes as I looked his profile over, he didn't have much on his bio but we did share the same taste in horror movies and music, I sighed one more time as I accepted his friend request and looked at the time, it was getting late and I had to get up early for school, Maggie and Jenna looked at their phones and got up.

"We will see you at school tomorrow ok Chici, let us know what Mr. Dr. Satan says" Maggie winked as they left me on my bed as I smiled a little, I moved my laptop off me as I went to grab my phone to order some pizza when I heard a ding, after ordering my dinner I hurried back to my room and saw I had a message from Dr.Satan!

Dr.Satan: "hey there hot mama, how your evening?"

I bit my lip alittle before giving him a small reply,

Living Dead Girl 666: "It's going, just ordered some pizza....got some studying to do....wbu?"

We ended up talking for half an hour getting to know each other, he was a very strange man who went by the name Otis B. Driftwood, I asked if he had a facebook but all he told me he never uses that garbage and gave me his phone number, and told me he would call me sometime,

Living Dead Girl 666: "Well, Otis B. Driftwood it was awesome talking to you, but I got to get some studying to do and gotta take a shower and go to bed,"

Dr.Satan: "wish I could join ya' lil mama ;) ha! Just kiddin ya, go and get some sleep an don't stay up too long, need ya energy for when I call your sexy ass ;)"

I couldn't help but blush a dark red, I logged out quickly as my face burned from embarrassment, no man has ever spoken to me like that, and never once have I spent countless hours talking to someone, I shook it off and began hitting the books, it was nearly 3am when I got done, I yawned and ended up passing out on my bed without a shower or changing my clothes from the other day.