Mobile Legends Oneshots~

if mlbb were vines {requested}

HERES YOUR REQUEST Williamdabster
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS CORNY ASS VINE
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Alittle Alice: Dad im hungry.

Jawhead: Well hello hungry, im dad.

Alittle Alice: Dad im serious!

Jawhead: No you're hungry.

Alittle Alice: Dad you're joking!

Jawhead: No Im Dad-

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long lost brudda

-inserts moscov and khaled dumping to eachother-

Moscov: bruhda?

Khaled: brudda?

*both hugs eachother*

Khaled: i miss you so much-

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My many hairstyles

X.borg: introducing my hairrrrr.....

X.borg: the hang-overrrr.....

X.borg: the pony-tailllll....

X.borg: *clicks his tongue* the ratchennn...

X.borg:THE UNICORN-

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Claude: spell Me.

X.borg: okay M E?

Claude: forgot the D.

X.borg: there's no D in me.

Claude: not yet~

-after for a long while Claude was now laying in a coffin-
*broken flute noise* Rest in peace Claude for you are always remembered-

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Granger: CAN SOMEONE TAKE OUT THE TRASH?!

Alucard: *looks at the trash then looks back*

Alucard: *looks at the trash seeing it got alot more*

Alucard: *looks at the trash that was falling off to the floor* SERIOUSLY?!-

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Gusion: now im going to teach you how to use a fork.

Hayabusa: okay.

Gusion: stab the food at put it in your mouth.

Hayabusa: *uses the forks as chopsticks*

Gusion: NO!-

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Harley: Nana i just wanted to say this to you.

Nana: go on, say it.

Harley: *takes a deep breath*

Harley: can you give me an uno reverse card?-

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-Aldous knowing that his team wouldnt gave him last hit-

Aldous: it ask to say your age that you say you were fine you were not really fine you can just go into it because they would never understand-

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-Inserts Hanzo using Kagura as a hostage-

Hanzo: you'll never have her!

Hayabusa: and why is that?

Hanzo: because i love you.

Hayabusa:.......

-inserts Hayabusa carrying Hanzo bridal style while playing a titanic music-

Kagura: i just can even! *le happily waves at both of them*-

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Alucard: i felt ugly today.

Granger: just today? You were ugly as yesterday! And the day we have met. I mean everyday you were ugly-

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*phone rings*

Wanwan: *picks up the phone* 9Wanwan whats your emergency?

Zilong: holy shit im so sorry i thought this was 9juan juan, ill call you back later-

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X.Borg: when life gives you lemon!

Angela: you're going to make some lemonade!

X.borg: no spray them to people's eyes-

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I GAVE UP