Honest Reviews

#2: We're Different

We're Different: Ironic Hilarity

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today we are reviewing We're Different by AppleNZ. Taking into account the fact that English is not the author's mother tongue, we are going to ignore obvious grammatical mistakes and weak basic sentence structure.

1. Let's start with...

🎇Our first chapter kicks off with our first two characters in the story; a little child of unspecified gender and it's grandma. The grandma is reading a book to the kid as she is tucking him/her into bed. The author tries to create a sense of dreaminess, yet shows no effort in doing so. The descriptions are quite vague and the reader is disturbed by the incoherent sentences. 

🎇the second part of the first chapter kills of our beloved grandma. This happens after she gives the child a 'magical book'. the third part of the chapter is supposed to be the hook. the child shows interest in the book for the first time 8 years after she had recieved it from the grandma. the book glows as the child opened it. Mind you, we still have zero indication to it's gender. A boy comes out of the book. 

🎇The next part had me cackling. The boy said the child was pretty unlike her ugly grandmothers. We then find out that the protaganist is a girl called "Lovelyz Kendall". 

🎇Essentially, the boy comes with a curse of love or something, but then the mother declares that they are now siblings. Nevertheless, the boy has feelings for Lovelyz and kisses her regularly (on the cheek, of course). he also doesn't want any other guy interacting with her. 

🎇The rest of the chapters are just daily highschool lives of the two step-siblings and the drama surrounding them. The utterly dull and boring writing makes it hard to sympathize with the characters or maintain any sort of interest whatsoever in We're Different.

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2. Dialogue

🎇There is one thing, however, that kept me going thorugh the story. It was the unintentional comedic sense of the author. This is observed quite abundantly in the dialogues and POVs of the respective characters. For example,

"Suit yourself." He answered. I kinda like his quiet side, it make him look strangely calm. He be looking hot when quiet  LMAOOOOOO

He looked like a devil in disguise as an angel. what????

I told him to sit at the passenger seat because I need to give my three other friends a lift to school. They are Mandy, Luna and Celebs. For your information, Celebs is gay but it is no big deal because he's the one that's giving us the spirits to finish school. genius💀💀💀

🎇We also have some weird shit. For example,

"Wow... your friends sure am a makeup artist but you doesn't seem to be like them and I am so glad about that." Elliot says and he even gave me a wink that would melt every girls heart. "Love ya sis."

"Love you too bro, so freaking much." I answered as polite as possible.  yo wtf

🎇There are also some points where i did not know what the author meant. For example,

I think the rumour about the new guy spread rather quickly because there are too many girls waiting at the parking lot where i always parked my car. Bro just ignore and push them away if they get to close to him. Savage. ???

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Conclusion

Man, this was terrible. The author still has a long way ahead of him. I commend him for trying to write aritstically in a language he doesn't usually speak. Nevertheless, there is no denying the fact that he's going to have to try harder.

FINAL SCORE: 0/10

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