Family is Hilarious

Chapter 2 The Convention

Dean: "Alright well this meeting is done. Let's get ready for the drive there."

Sam: "How exactly will we fit all of us into the Impala?"

Dean: "We aren't, we're going to get another car and split everyone up."

Cas: "I would like to ride in the Impala with Dean. If you all don't mind."

Dean: "That's fine with me."

Gabriel: "Of course it is you're half of Destiel."

Dean: "I don't know what the hell Destiel is!"

Sam: "It's you and Cas together. Romantically."

Dean: "Shut up, bitch."

Sam: "Jerk."

Lucifer: "Cassie why don't you just come with me in a different car."

Cas: "I'd rather ride with Dean. Sorry Lucifer."

Michael: "Wow. An angel prefers a human more than you, Lucifer."

Lucifer: "Shut up Michael! Gah"

Balthazar: "Hey! Winchester's you got any beer?"

Dean: "Yeah in the fridge. Bottom shelf."

Crowley: "Why are you letting that ass get some beer?"

Dean: "Because he's not an annoying asshole."

Crowley: "Wow thanks Squirrel."

Dean: "Whatever. We gotta friggin get on the road. We have a long drive ahead of us."

Crowley: "How about me, Balthazar, Lucifer, and Michael go in one car. And Dean, Moose, Castiel, and Gabriel in the Impala."

Dean: "Sounds fine to me. Let Sam and I get a bag before we leave since we are the only ones who actually change clothes."

Sam: "You all can go ahead and get in your designated cars. Cas and Gabe in the Impala. The rest of you in the car beside the Impala."

Lucifer: "I'm driving you guys in my car."

Michael: "My father, you're gonna kill us all."

Lucifer: "Screw you too Michael."

Dean: "Alright Sam and I are ready. Let's go."

Then they all left for Florida.