Now I understand how I wrote this book (or should I say crack-fic). By something called sleep deprivation and an imagination, wham-bam that's how this book came to be.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, MELANIE HAS RELEASED A NEW EP CALLED 'THE AFTER SCHOOL EP' AND I NEED TO LISTEN TO IT OR I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF.
OMG THERE ARE FUCKING VIRTUAL TOURS, TICKETS STARTING AT BASICALLY 19 DOLLARS!
And sadly, I didn't get to see a damn one. *depression amplifies*
OKAY SO, THIS BOOK HAS LIKE 20 K VIEWS AND I'M PUSHING MY (ALREADY DAMAGED) VOICE FARTHER WITH MY SUPRISED ASS SCREAMSSSS.
This book is a year old! Yay!
So, I decided to experiment with spacing a little bit, tell me if you like it or not.
—————
"You seem distracted, (Y/n)..." A male's voice speaks.
What the fuck is this?
"This is your last chance, (Y/n)."
Last chance for what?
"Last chance to recognise me as your brother."
—————
What the fuck?! Holy shit, I HAVE A SIBLING!
"Yes, of course you have a sibling."
One that can read my thoughts at that.
"Oh, this is help from one of my 'friends'. He owes me a favor or two."
So, are you older than me or younger than me?!
"I'm older than you by five years."
Holy shit, I have an OLDER bRoThEr!!! Did you wanna get together and go out to dinner? With you paying of course, because I ain't got no moneyz. Tehehehehe, I spent it all on cake.
"Good to know that my sister is a sugar junkie."
ShUt ThE fUcK Up!! YoU lOvE mE, TeHeHeHe!
"How do you know that I love you? I could actually despise you with all of my soul."
Alright, that's it, I'm just going to go kill myself now.
"Don't joke about killing yourself, dumbass."
Oh, I'm not joking.
"(Y/n), give me your test." Iida says.
"Ah! Uhm... Please come back to me after you collected all the tests please?" I give him the best fakest smile I could muster.
"I have."
"Oh shit." I mutter, quickly bubbling in random answers (me when I have like 1 minute left on a test.)
"Here." I hand him the test.
Oi, sir, you must speak to me now.
"I don't have to do shit, you little brat."
Okay, I'll just be sad now. Also, can anyone else hear you?
"Nope. Only you can hear me."
Cool. So, what do you do for a living?
"I've got to go. I'll see you soon, brat."
The cracking noise appears once more.
Hmmm. Who the hell is he?
Mr. Aizawa stands up, clearing his throat.
"Listen up, I'm only saying this once. We're going on a field trip in two days. The USJ-"
"Universal Studios Japan?!?!" The whole class exclaims.
YOU ARE READING
Shy Kisses and Hand Motions (Tenya Iida x shy!reader)
Fanfic(Y/n) (L/n), a very smart, but shy, girl has gotten accepted into U.A.! On her way there, she meets a boy with blue hair, Tenya Iida. Immediately, she crushes on him. Can she break through her introverted shell and get herself a boyfriend? #40 in #b...
