Interrogation Room 📞 🎥
APR 19, 9:46 PM
Koutarou Bokuto
hEY HEY HEY
Tetsurou Kuroo
hello y/n 😎🤟
welcome to the interrogation room
Koutarou Bokuto
no pressure but if you get these questions wrong...
i will never forgive you
i will unfriend you on facebook
and you will be hauled off to jail
where you will grow wrinkly like a raisin
🍇 <- - - you
Tetsurou Kuroo
just in case you didn't know
that's a grape not a raisin 😋😋
Koutarou Bokuto
DUDE IK
CAN WE JUST PRETEND THAT IT IS
Tetsurou Kuroo
lololol no
You
😃what😃the😃FAWK😃
i love the energy we created in the studio today
but also what is this group chat for
i'm so confused
Tetsurou Kuroo
as you should be
Koutarou Bokuto
ok i'm gonna go first
WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP TO TSUKKI
ARE YOU GUYS DATING
Tetsurou Bokuto
bruh chill 😹😹
Koutarou Bokuto
I CAN'T HELP IT
I'M SO EXCITED
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT OUR SALTY BABY IS GROWING UP
You
are you guys gonna be my in-laws 😳
Koutarou Bokuto
YES
MAKE LOTS OF BABIES
I WANNA BE A GRANDPA
Tetsurou Bokuto
💀💀💀
bokuto i'm scared of you
You
HAHAHAHA
unfortunately tho
i'm acquaintances with tsukki at best :(
i just added him bc i thought he was really cute
but he doesn't seem to be interested in me
i'm assuming you guys are his friends?
Koutarou Bokuto
YES
WE ARE VOLLEYBALL BUDDIES 😎
i've taught him everything he knows
You
KING SHIT
y'all are so wholesome tho 🥰
i wish i was athletic like you guys
i wish i were heatherrrrrr 💔
Tetsurou Kuroo
dude
you are heather
he's blind i stg
literally and metaphorically
Koutarou Bokuto
Y/N OMG
I JUST NOTICED YOUR PFP 👀
YOU ARE VERY PRETTY
I DON'T THINK I PROCESSED THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A GIRL YET
You
KFLAKDLALDKKALAKDKAKA what
Tetsurou Kuroo
well you see
he has no experience with ladies
he still thinks that girls have cooties
Koutarou Bokuto
FALSE
i stopped believing that in high school
Tetsurou Kuroo
HAHAHAHAHA
you just proved my point 🥱
Koutarou Bokuto
...was i weird for thinking cooties were real in middle school
I THOUGHT THAT WAS NORMAL
EITHER WAY THAT'S RUDE
DON'T SET ME UP FOR FAILURE KUROO
Tetsurou Kuroo
lololol
You
if this makes you feel any better
i still haven't had my first kiss yet
Koutarou Bokuto
HEY HEY HEY ME TOO
You
YAYYYYYYY
i'm guessing you've kissed a lot of ppl kuroo
you have this ✨bad boy✨ vibe about you
Tetsurou Kuroo
i'm flattered but no 😹😹
You
ok so in conclusion
we're all forever alone 😍😍😍
Koutarou Bokuto
nO
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TSUKKI
ARE YOU ALREADY GIVING UP ON LOVE
You
i'm sorry ;-;
pls forgive
every convo w him so far has been v painful
Tetsurou Kuroo
🅱️ainful
Koutarou Bokuto
Y/N DON'T WORRY
HE WILL WARM UP TO YOU EVENTUALLY
HE WARMED UP TO ME SO HAVE FAITH
where do you live
Tetsurou Kuroo
good job bokuto
not creepy at all 🤠👍
Koutarou Bokuto
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i just meant like general area
i noticed on your page that you live in tokyo too!
maybe we can all meet up?
we can make a game plan for you
Tetsurou Kuroo
🅱️ame 🅱️lan:
make-tsukki-fall-in-love-with-y/n
You
HAHAHAHA
YOU GUYS SEEM SO CHILL
BET
YOU ARE READING
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