The Smartest of Smarts.

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by TotallyLegitTips

by TotallyLegitTips

Remember, these are JOKES!

Smart Idea Number 1: During a storm, its always smart to take off your wet shoe!

Smart Idea Number 2: If there's a tornado, go up high on a building so you can be higher than the tornado!

Smart Idea Number 3: During a zombie apocalypse, only use NERF weapons!

Smart Idea Number 4: When you need light, light your clothes on fire. Its ok, you won't get burnt! Your clothes will protect you!

Smart Idea Number 5: Driving a convertible is the most fun in the rain!

Smart Idea Number 6: Always watch TV when the power is out!

Smart Idea Number 7: Doing the dishes when you're out of water!

Smart Idea Number 8: Playing scrabble with a baby!

Smart Idea Number 9: Alwyz right a buuk whan uo cen't speel.

Smart Idea Number 10: Climb the Empire State Building when your afraid of heights!

Smart Idea Number 11: Stay up as late as you possible can, then fall asleep at school/work.

Smart Idea Number 12: To save time, take a shower with your clothes on.

Smart Idea Number 13: Annoy people when their mad

Smart Idea Number 14: Keshav Patel is the sanist person that has EVER been sane in this world.

Smart Idea Number 15: When writing an essay, spell everything wrong.

Smart Idea Number 16: Put you hands outside of a moving vehicle at all times.

Smart Idea Number 17: Loose your homework so the teacher won't get mad.

Smart Idea Number 18: Always drive backwards.

Smart Idea Number 19: Always drive on the wrong lane

Smart Idea Number 20: Always walk to your far destinations, but drive to your close ones.

Smart Idea Number 21: Always write notes on a shaky bus. Your handwriting comes out so neat!

Smart Idea Number 22: Whenever you get pulled over for speeding, a good excuse is "Sorry officer, I was going to fast to see the speed limit." <-- Works 100% of the time!

(If you have any more tips just tell me!)