"W-what?! How-"
"Simple, I invited him!"
"B-but I thought you- how did this happen?!" He demanded
Dazai smirked
"Well..."
*Flashback*
"I'm going to the bathroom. I'll be right back"
Dazai stood up and went towards the bathroom just near the kitchen. He pulled out his phone and dialed a number.
"Hello, Poe-kun! Mind visiting the Agency right now? We're having a party here playing a game, wanna join us?"
"O-oh, okay sure..." He replied
"See you later Poe-kun! Bye!"
*beep*
*Flashback ends*
"Whatever..."
"Poe-kun! Sit beside Ranpo-kun, we don't have enough space here"
Ranpo remained silent
"Okay Ranpo, you haven't answered Tanizaki's question yet."
"...."
"Okay, so you've chosen the punishment, huh?"
"Yep," He said certainly
"Kyouka, the powder please!"
Kyouka hands a bowl of powder to Dazai and dunks Ranpo's face in it. Ranpo doesn't really like dunking his face into powder, but it's better than answering Tanizaki's question. As soon as Ranpo's face got dunked, he wiped the powder off and swiped the excess from his clothes.
Everyone can't help but laugh
"I won't dismiss all of you if everyone won't have a turn~"
Everyone groaned but stayed silent afterwards.
"You're next, Akutagawa!"
"Yeah, yeah, I know!" He yelled
He cleared his throat and coughed slightly
"Poe-san, truth, dare, kiss or swear?"
"I don't know, the truth maybe?"
He sighed
"Have you been going out without someone inviting you to?"
"Uhhh, I don't usually go out. I just sit all day writing books and make murder mystery cases"
"Okay, you're next, Poe-kun!"
"Oh me?"
"Yes."
"Chuuya-kun, truth or dare kiss or swear?"
Chuuya looked up and said "swear" without even thinking
"Shit. Why did I say that?!" He said to himself, cursing under his breath
"Okay, swear to me to not punch anyone in a month"
"WHAT?!"
Dazai laughed wickedly "Haha! You also have to learn self-control Chuuya"
Chuuya clenched his fists, ready to punch the brunette. But Dazai stopped him by holding his arms, squeezing them tightly for him not to let go.
"You have to say it-"
While Dazai was in the middle of speaking, Chuuya stood up as fast as a bolt of lightning and kicked his face with the glow of gravity overpowering him.
"HA! You didn't say anything about kicking, fucktard!" He exclaimed
Dazai sighed in defeat, he knew Chuuya very well
"Atsushi-kun!"
"Oh right! Tanizaki-san, truth or dare kiss or swear?"
"Dare"
"Again?" Atsushi said, looking up
"Yeah, I can't think of anything better" He sighed
"I dare you to imitate Dazai-san the last time he ate poisonous mushrooms. And do it in front of Kunikida-san!" He said while laughing
"WHAT?!" He exclaimed, blushing with embarrassment
Everyone laughed again
"Nice dare, Atsushi-kun!" Dazai said in a chuckle
"Go Tanizaki-kun!" Cheered half of the room
Tanizaki took a deep breath and did what Atsushi told him that made everyone laugh hard. Kunikida stared at the boy, looking confused.
"What the hell, Tanizaki?! What are you doing?!" He shouted in confusion
"N-nothing, Kunikida-san! I'll be heading back" Said Tanizaki while scratching his head
"HAHAHA! Nice one Tanizaki-san! You did what Dazai-san exactly did!"
Tanizaki remained silent, looking down at the floor
Everyone can't help but laugh so hard at Atsushi's dare.
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Dazai's Birthday || Shin Soukoku
FanfictionIt's Dazai's birthday, and he's celebrating it together with the ADA and 2 of the Port Mafia members (Chuuya and Akutagawa). They are playing truth or dare, but with a twist. The emo Mafioso asked if the Jinko has any attraction to men. But Atsushi...