Me nana wakes up on Mars

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Me nana opened her big freaking eyes and rose from her grave, when she got out of her coffin she looked around and she wasn't on earth... She then got up and started bloody jumping because there's no gravity to help her down. She got really happy because this wasn't the end. God had obviously changed his mind about her dying. She looked around for God and he appeared. She danced because because she saw him and he asked her to marry him for the THIRD TIME! She said yes and they make their own little house and and they had children. (Obviously they were adopted because God is a woman) they missed Jesus very much but they couldn't bring him back... he was already gone and dead.

They danced because they had a happy life and hopefully me Satan  doesn't interfere this time and me nana can't die because she doesn't want to but God secretly hates her

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They danced because they had a happy life and hopefully me Satan doesn't interfere this time and me nana can't die because she doesn't want to but God secretly hates her... he thinks she's annoying because she dies LIKE ALL THE TIME AND HE FIND IT SO ANNOYING. He didn't want to bring her back to life but Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy and Jesus all died because they were ran over by a bus... so he was really lonely and he needed someone that hated me Satan because he tries to kill God all the time. Me nana thought God loved her but all she heard was "OHOHOHOHOHOHO BYE BISH" and he disappeared... she was very upset but now she had someone on Mars with her so she could make life on Mars. And that's exactly what she did....

 And that's exactly what she did

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