Me nana asked me ferret how she could kill herself and not go to hell and me ferret just laughed at her even tho she was a proper emo so it was just fake laugh. me nana got really said and said "I miss me mam and Donald..." me ferret didn't know what she was talking about so she laughed more and said "WHAT THE HECK GRANDMA?!" and me nana got really offended and said "I'm not that old... I'm your nana" me ferret ignored her and pointed at a zoo.
me nana was confused because her granddaughter was just randomly pointing at a zoo. me ferret said "you need to take me with you if you die okay?"
"I will ask God" me nana said and then me ferret said "There's no such thing, GRANDMA" me nana said she was still married to him. Me ferret asked if God was her grandpa and me nana nodded and started screaming because she was a goat nana. Me nana thinks about her life in heaven and then wants to die even more (#suicidalnanasquad) me ferret asked me nana who Donald was and me nana said sadly "He was my sons pet gay rhino" me ferret laughed and said that rhinos couldn't be gay. Me nana called me ferret a homophobic silly billy. she then realised she had her nose back and started shouting YAYYYYYY she gets really happy while making me ferret very concerned because she was shouting I HAVE A NOSE!
Me nana stopped a couple of hours later and me ferret, for the second time, pointed at the zoo and they both walked into the zoo. me ferret then said "You need an animal to kill you and then it won't count as suicide" me nana looked at the lions and then remembered that they eat random people so she jumped into the cage, everyone screamed and tried to help her "NAH FAM I WANNA DIE" she screamed and me ferret was proud. Me ferret jumped in the cage after me nana and they were both mauled to death :)
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ME NANA PART 2
Mystery / ThrillerThe sequel to "ME NANA" so read that one first. Uwu
