Jungkook: is masturbating while smoking weed called masterblazing?Namjoon: no it's called highjacking
Taehyung: guys no it's weedwhacking
Jin: no, it's called disappointing your mother.
••Jungkook: hey Hyung, do you have a bag I can borrow?
Namjoon: the only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of your existence
Jungkook: fuck you. Literally all you had to do was to say no
••
taehyung: [does something exactly in sync with jimin]
jimin: soulmate connection at its finest
Jungkook: [does something exactly in sync with Jimin]
Jimin: [slams table] STOP FUCKING IMITATING ME YOUNG MAN SHOW RESPECT TO YOUR ELDER
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BTS memes and incorrect quotes
FanficJust some things I found on pinterest that made me laugh so hard-