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Jungkook: is masturbating while smoking weed called masterblazing?

Namjoon: no it's called highjacking

Taehyung: guys no it's weedwhacking

Jin: no, it's called disappointing your mother.
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Jungkook: hey Hyung, do you have a bag I can borrow?

Namjoon: the only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of your existence

Jungkook: fuck you. Literally all you had to do was to say no

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taehyung: [does something exactly in sync with jimin]

jimin: soulmate connection at its finest

Jungkook: [does something exactly in sync with Jimin]

Jimin: [slams table] STOP FUCKING IMITATING ME YOUNG MAN SHOW RESPECT TO YOUR ELDER

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