You would think this Super Mario based hell porn would start with Mario, or Luigi even. But no. Fuck everything you thought you knew about the universe. And also, while I'm at it. Fuck you. This story starts with Yami Yugi and Seto Kaiba mid-duel atop the Kaiba Corp tower, boofs hangin from their lips, eyes red as hell. Aw yeah. Hell yeah. They was absolutely peacein' it, cold chillin, sporting it up. When suddenly a pipe would open. "Wanna hit up that pipe?" Yugi would ask. "I am going to fuck you in that pipe" Kaiba would say.
They went in the pipe.
