Wait, McTitty had a gun. He remembered that and pulled it out. "Gods not guns" he would say, firing off blunderbuss style. Neo-GodPeach would quickly turn, reflecting the bullets with her POWERFUL cheeks. McTitty would quickly raise his blade and deflect the bullets back to Neo-GodPeach. It was like the Gannondorf fight in Ocarina of Time, but with bullets and cheeks.
This back and forth would go on for days, then weeks, it seemed as if it was going to be like this forever, it was.
Yoshi awoke on a hill, stretching and letting out a happy "Yyyyoshiiii." He would look down on the kingdom and find it in ruin. "Ffffuuuuck" he would say, reaching up and pulling all of his own skin off. He died
