Oh GOD was toad horny. His little toad was just floppin' about, ready to bop out a straight up mushroom samba. He saw a goomba, he fucked the goomba, penis style, it was sex. Toad gave his shotgun some throat and it fucking BUSTED. Toad dead was dead died.
Bowser was there. "I am Bowser" he would yell, just shmeetin' his meat staff as Princess Peach left the castle. "I'm smellin' some stank boi meat and I'm ALL ABOUT THAT." She would yell, turning into cat peach and jumping up into bowser's anus.
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