A silly daikon and a pervy ghost

Wolfy?

Amane led Yashiro by the hand as he took her deeper into the forest.

Yashiro: "Yugi-kun, where are we going?"

Amane: "You'll see. It's just a little farther."

Yashiro: "That's good... I hate the dark."

Amane: "Haven't you forgot something? You have me! I'm also a wolf, if you forgot."

Yashiro: "Of course I didn't forget, you pervy wolf!"

Amane: "Pervy again huh? Anyways we're here."

Yashiro: "Uwah! It's a castle! Just like in fairytales! If only there was a prince to sweep me off my feet..."

Amane: "Don't fantasize about other guys when I'm right here! Besides, you don't need a silly prince when you have me."

Yashiro: "Yugi-kun?!"

Amane: "Might as well go in right?"

Yashiro: "Guess so..."

Amane: "You guys have cleaned up nicely!"

A spider came in faster than sonic and threw a broom at Amane.

Unknown: "Dammit, Amane. It's your fault that we couldn't get as much done. Where were you anyway?!"

Ignoring his swearing, he decided to tease him a little.

Amane: "Aww, does that mean you need me? You guys couldn't clean as much without me? I'm touch-

Tsuchigomori whacked him with the broom before he could finish the sentence. For those of you who are dumb he was going to say he was touched. Thank you for your time.

Amane: "Owwww, looks you've still got it huh? Seeing as your like, 1000 years old."

Yashiro: "Um..."

Tsuchigomori: "Oh yeah. Who's this brat? I told you I don't like humans."

Amane chuckled. "You really wanna say stuff like that? You were human too, you know."

Mistuba burst in the room: "Hey! I heard that, you bastard! Im a human!"

Tsuchigomori: "Which is exactly why I don't like you. And your annoying."

Kou: "Your as blunt as ever huh spider face?"

Amane: "Lemme introduce you Yashiro. This is Kou, and he's a bear. This is Tsuchigomori who's clearly a spider. And Mistuba is a bunny. Heh. I know. Pretty girly right?"

She was too busy holding in her laugh: "A-a little girly..."

Mitsuba: "Yeah what?! I'm a bunny and your some kind of daikon? You can't laugh at me!"

Yashiro: "Hey! I'm not a daikon! Why'd you even look at my legs? Are you some kind of pervert?!"

Mistuba: "I didn't have to look at your legs! I wondered what was shaking the ground. Turns out it was your daikon legs."

Yashiro: "They don't shake the ground!"

Kou: "Mistuba calm down. That's not how you treat our guests you idiot."

Amane: "Kid..."

Kou: "What?"

Amane: "Your becoming more and more like him everyday..."