|CHAT FIC|HELLA GAY|
seven gay idiots end up in a group chat made by a small minion
!! MATURE AND SEXUAL LANGUAGE !!
started - 25|12|19
ended - xx|xx|xx
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#9 - ateez (16|01|22)
#7 - hongjoong (16|12|21)
#40 - yunho (12|09|21)
#3 - yeosang...
yeosang shouldn't we go get woosan back before they embarrass themselves?
yunho nah they should be fine unless bts is there— mingi quickly go see
mingi uh hongjoong should go auntie banned me from the vip section cuz of last time👉👈
jongho what'd you do? kiss someone famous?
seonghwa fart uncontrollably?
yunho spike the punch?
mingi no i got heavily drunk stripped and acted like a stripper,,,
hongjoong
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what????
wooyoung mingi is just like yuri lmaoo dam now i wish i coulda seen it
san could just start your own vegas show rn if you wanna😏
seonghwa san no wooyoung is not gonna become a stripper
yunho awe why? bc ppl will mistake stripper woo for jimin then he'd get so much fame and hate and oily london will continue to book private shows just to see "jimin" dance on a poll?
hongjoong wtf????
jongho how'd you write all that in under a minute?
yunho fast thumbs😏😏
yeosang ok well i don't think that's what hwa was talking about
mingi why you always gotta be such a party pooper
yeosang bc i'm a teacher to be
jongho gross teachers are always party poopers
seonghwa not all my fashion teacher was really cool
san ofc you took fashion in school no wonder you know so much
wooyoung ye twach me yout wyas
jongho how is he already so drunk?
yeosang and why isn't he back here? san is he still with you?
san no he said he needed the toilet and didn't come back
seonghwa you think he's lost?
mingi probably i'll go look for him
yunho i'll go with you i need to pee anyway
yeosang tmi dude
hongjoong jongho can you tell me what you're doing?
jongho what? you can see me why do i need to tell you?
san shit man you can really hold your drinks
yeosang jongho surprisingly has always had a high tolerance to alcohol even when he first drinking at 16
seonghwa jongho drank at 16? around his parents right?
jongho if it helps you sleep at night sure
hongjoong but he just downed straight whiskey that would have me already hammered
san maybe the straight doesn't affect the gays
yeosang wtf? how much have you drank?
san like 20 shots of vodka and tequila why?
hongjoong aight no more for you yungi you got woo yet?
yunho uh we have a problem actually
san is my future husband alright?!
mingi yeah he's fine just a very very famous actor that everyone knows is hitting on him..
seonghwa well then stop him
yunho we would if we could
yeosang wym???
yunho the man has bodyguards around him we can't even get into the room
mingi face it we've lost wooyoung forever
jongho mingi this is your aunts party you can stop the guy yknow
hongjoong great now san's downing more drinks
mingi ok ok i can try give me a few minutes if i don't get back in that time tell my family i love them😔
yunho have a safe journey my love
seonghwa these dumbasses-
jongho you have to admit this is kinda funny
yeosang ye i kinda agree too
yunho how can you guys enjoy this when my boyfriend is away????
jongho oh relax it's not like he's gon to defend our country
mingi good news i got woo back bad news the guy almost spiked him
san NO MY BABYY😭😭😭
hongjoong holy shit you gotta tell this to your aunt
seonghwa yeah like that money crazed lady is gonna listen
jongho maybe we should just leave the party early plus san is making a scene with his loudass ugly crying
yunho ye jongho is right we should go
yeosang dam i didn't even get turnt
mingi hoe i watched you trip over nothing with a bottle of vodka in your hand
yeosang still wasn't enough😔
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should i add more drama into the fic? like srs drama??
