Fucking bugs are scary

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IM DONE WITH ROACHES I SWEAR

I was literally laying down fucking watching sander sides being the normal gay ass I am! Until I fucking feel something drop next to my face and I kidd u not! I fucking jumped up so fast got outta bed and turned the light on!
And my sister was in the room with me and she said " what happened why u scared?"
I ignored her at first and I looked at my spot where I was laying at AND I FUCKING SEE A ROACH RIGHT THERE!
Im not used to seeing roaches at all at the house but it just rained a lot the other day so maybe that's why
BUT OHHHH THATS NOT ALL MY DUMBASS FUCKIN LET IT GET AWAY and all I tell my sister is " I felt something touch me I'm sleeping In the living room" and I grab my blanket and pillow and go to the couch and like 3 hours later I'm still awake and I saw a video where ROACHES AND GET IN UR FUCKING EAR AND ITS COMMEN IM LIKE " FUCK NO " and I put headphones on but once I got up to get a drink I see a baby roach fucking crawling on the carpet and I saw it cause I fucking stepped on it AND WORSE THING IS THAT IT WAS STILL ALIVE ( and its fucking 4 in the morning at the time) so I call my sister to help me kill a baby roach cause knowing me I'll probably throw the shoe like 6 feet away and miss cause I suck at aiming.
So the baby roach is dead bla Bla I go to sleep under the covers with headphones on bla bla

Then I wake up
I get up and go take a shower cause I still feel uncomfortable! I get out of the shower and I'm putting my contacts in  putting stuff in my face the usual and I'm about to be done so I grab the towel to dry my hair faster and as soon as I grabbed it
I fucking see a GROWN ASS ADULT ROACH I'm gonna be honest and say I screamed like a girl and threw the towel and I almost cried

This was like a hour ago



I still wanna cry

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