The Infinity Crisis

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Ingrid P.O.V.

while the others were wandering the galaxy to take out their past threats, i was at a cafe just enjoying myself but then the Mad Titan himself appeared unexpectingly

Thanos: i'm surprised that you're still living.

Ingrid: (sigh) c-can we not-?

Thanos: you might be thinking about me being snapped out of existence, but i came back for some reason.

Ingrid: so you came back to kill the Louds.

Thanos: Yes and no. let's say i recruited their Majin counterparts and know about their memories.

Ingrid: does Toshinori know? 

Thanos: (pssh) that i'm confusing the timeline? of course not. can you imagine what Mr. big grin would do with my own imagination into whatever the fuck i can screw up?

Ingrid: worse than what you're canon-ly doing?

Thanos: hey i calls 'em likes i sees 'em girl. to destroy people's reality in it. like I'm using different timelines to get warped into one.

Ingrid: but it doesn't bother you that an innocent boy and his ten sisters could get stronger than your own self?

Thanos: eh, he was too smart to figure me out and Leni was too beautiful to compare to my beloved Death.

Ingrid: i thought you trusted me.

Thanos: that's why you failed.

Ingrid: wha-?

Thanos: why would you trust me? because i dubbed you a mortal incarnation of my Gauntlet? because i knows the words to their theme song? we barely know each other.

Ingrid: But you gave me a Waifu title.

Thanos: i did, didn't i? cause you have some strange abilities like i did...the rest of us are supposed to put our lives into your armored hands. that's what my father believed. when our home was close to being destroyed, my mother wanted to hide. begged my father to use the safe room. but Father insisted they call his men into war. he died, pointlessly, stupidly...waiting for his vengeance to be granted.

Ingrid: but why would you...i-

Thanos: broke the rules of the Space-Time Continuum.

Inrgid: wh-what rules? i didn't see any rules, did i?

Thanos: yes you did. under section thirty-seven B of the contract signed by him it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if--and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy: "i, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera . . . fax mentis incendium gloria culpum, et cetera, et cetera . . . memo bis punitor delicatum!" it's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! you let our Majin Louds get killed by a recently spawned future self of one of the sisters, interrogated so many appliances, blocked out any drained sound from the loudest volume, spawned a leech to latch on to a anti-hero, get screwed at a tennis tournament, get shot in the face after summoning Netherrealm souls, let them get sliced up and then get hundred knuckle-sandwiched! so you get....NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, MA'AM!

Ingrid: you know...you are such a child! (he hears that and he gets pissed on the top-est floor) you remembered the time when you had parents and peace. so, like a child, you conflates the two and split the universe into many other universes. my whole trust went away because you're a crook...you're a cheat and a swindler! that's what you are! build up my hopes and then smash all my dreams to pieces. your kind were fools to put their lives in your hands. death just keep us weak to an INHUMAN MONSTER SUCH AS YOUR SE-

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