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tomfoolery 2.0

aaron
so when are y'all gonna announce you're engaged...

doug
yeah
pussies

harry
that's a compliment

ariana
pussy issa privilege

brian
harry and ariana are literally the same person

scott
they really are lol

ariana
i announced it idk what y'all are on

victoria
you posted a picture of your dog and your ring just happened to be in the shot

ariana
that's as much of an announcement as anyone's gonna get....

harry
🤣

courtney
ok but when are we gonna start planning the wedding

doug
that 'we' better include me

ariana
your idea of my wedding is harry realizing he loves you and not me

doug
and what about it?

alfredo
hell is hot 💀

harry
let's all get married
we're basically in a relationship already

ariana
ily but don't give them any ideas
they're insane

aaron
rude.

doug
as if i'd wanna be married to you ariana
oh and tell harry i've been trying to call him ❤️ thank you babe

courtney
PLEASE

victoria
DOUG SHUT THE FUCK UP

ariana
doug-

harry
i don't get it

aaron
bc it's an inside joke.....

harry
oh
okay

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