Life After Luke - A Luke Hemmings Fanfic

Chapter Fifteen

I wake up to many grumbly voices.

“Shit my head hurts” Luke says

“I’m so Hungry” Calum says. And so many other complaints. Haha. Thank god I’m not hungover like all those idiots.

“Hey we’re not idiots” I hear Michael yell. Oh shit, did I say that outloud.

“Yes, you said that outloud” I hear Ash say. I groan and flip them off.

“Can we go get some food” I hear Calum say

We all agreed on The Counter and got into Luke’s Car. I’m sitting in shotgun, so I turn on the radio. Clouds by One Direction comes on and I turn that shit up. That song is my jam.

 

I know you say

That you don’t like it complicated

That we should try to keep it simple

But love is never ever simple, no

 

I sing alone and shout “Yaaas. Sing it Harry”

Someday, you’re gonna see the things that I see

“Yes Louis. Go and give everyone Lady Boners”

You’re gonna want the air that I breathe

“Obviously. You Louis Fucking Tomlinson”  

You’re gonna wish you never left me

“Why on Earth would I leave you Lou?”

 

Here, we go again

Another go around for all of my friends

Another night stopped, will it ever end

Here we go again

Another go around for all of my friends

Another night stopped, will it never end

“I don’t know Harry. Maybe I wanna screw all you friends, ever thought of that.” I am enjoying all my side comments but then realize that I’m not alone. Everyone is staring at me with their mouths open.

“Take a picture, it will last longer”

“Sorry, Justine. That was just really something.” Meg tells me. I’m saved when I see Luke is parking the Car. Thank god that was embarrassing.

We walk through the restaurant doors and some waitress leads us to a table. I see her look Luke up and down. Oh hell to the no. This girl better not flirt with my Luke.

“Can I get you started with anything to drink” The slut waitress asks us. I look at her nametag and it says ‘Lila.’ Ew, Lila is a total whore name.

“I would like coke” I say

“You need to chill out with the Coke.” Michael says to me. Oh hell no. I love coke.

“Hell no. Coke is fucking life.” I yell at the annoying dick.

“Ugh” He groans.

Everyone else orders their drinks but Luke.

“What about you sexy?” Fucking Lila asks Luke.

“He would like a Sprite, wouldn’t you babe?” I ask playing with his hair and smirking at the waitress.

“Uh sure” He replies. And Fucking Lila groans.

“Ok, I will be right back” Fucking Lila says and then rolls her eyes. Calums laughs and the waitress.

“Shit dude that girl was practically eye fucking you” Calum tells Luke.

“She was so pissed when you called Luke ‘babe’.” Lily tells me. I just realized she has a british accent. Cool, I love british people.

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