- Today is September 14, 2020. A young clown stands in his room. It just so happans that today is the day that this young clown will be starting this story, out of shere and absolute boredom. Even tho this young clown as been on this earth for 13 years today is finally the day that the internet gives him a name, what is his name?
----> Dead fucking fi-
- No, stop right there! There will be no tolarence for this kind of behavior, this young clown has been called a dead fucking fish by everyone! No more shall he stand for it, try again asshole >:0(
----> Tuna Clown
- Much better! Tuna clown, now back to his story! To your right is Tuna's bed, his phone and alot of random nick-nacks that hes yet to clean up lay from the wall half way into the bed. To your left is his dressers, door, and piles of cloths and toys on the floor. Yea, hes kinda lazy but that's not the point of this. On the wall sits a fake shipping wall along with posters, monster cans line one of his walls. What do you do?
----> Take phone from bed
- you go to pick up your phone but, oh dammit! Your try and pick up your phone only to find that you've miss placed it already! Damn...why does this always happen to me?
----> panic like a chicken, cry and have a anxiety attack
- And anxiety attack does sound rather nice given your current position.......hmm.. But no! You must find your phone! Hmm where could it...
----> look at your bedside table
- Ha! There you are you litrle shit, now come here so Tuna can write his terrible no good, absolutely disgusting, gog awful, fanboy, terrible-
----> Tuna: - object -
- "OK OK OK OK! Just shut the fuck up already! Good jebus... We know I suck at writeing, you asshole"
Oh wow it talks cool, I'm gonna go then. You can tell them about yourself then, I'm gonna go to gamzees. You want anything while I'm out?
"Uh! Oh come on your leaving?? Fine, can you get one of gamzees sopor slime pies please? Thanks."
----> Narrator: -leave-
-.....well now that that's over, Hi! Welcome to my terrible no good shity Homestuck oneshots! Ill be take requests and ideas that I've come up with myself, if you have a request please leave it here, or you can DM me if you want. Uhhhhhh, yea! If theres anything you want to know about me or the story just comment away I geuss.. Well im gonna get going, Cronus wanted to see me sooooo bye!
----> Tuna: -leave
----> Advance the story?
Yes No
-> Yes No
✅Yes No
----> Advanceing story now....
Advance complete.
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Fanfiction+I DO NOT OWN ANYONE IN THIS STORY, HOMESTUCK IS OWNED BY ANDREW HUSSIE AND YOU OWN YOURSELF+ Uhhhhh I have no explanation, other then I'm a suckers for homestuck and I dont want to be known for tomtord oneshots and smuts anymore :0) ----- yea uh, i...
