NOTE: SOME OF THE SCRIPT WILL BE THE SAME. Also, there's 1 episode where no one gets eliminated. So I added 1 more character. (Cody) Why Cody? Cause him and Anne Maria were originally in it. So I decided Cody would be better. He may seem out of place, but just work with me here.
Prisoner 1: I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!
Prisoner 2: *kissing sounds*
Chris: The crusty cockroaches have a big lead over the Soiled Stinkbombs!
Prisoner 3: CRAM IT MCCLEAN!
Prisoner 4: *laughs*
Chris: Ooh, Lightning slips past Duncan! The heat is on! Yeah! Look at that! That's what I'm talking about!
*looks up at Chef*
Well, well, well, look who finally came to visit me after a whole year.
Chef: Come on, you finished your sentence for dumping toxic waste.
Chris: Whatever, I'll think I'll stay right here. Got everything I need, including Chef 2.0. I made him from a cashew.
*Chef hands him a folde*
Chris: What's this?
Chef: Your contract. The producers have greenlit another season. So...you in?
Chris: IT IS ON!
[Intro]
Chris: Welcome to Total Drama All-Stars! After my involuntary year long "vacation," I really need to be in a familiar environment, surrounded by the people I love-to hurt. *chuckles* It's a condition of my parole. Except for the hurt part. Yeah, that's all McClean. So, I'm brining back 15 TD All-Stars to battle it out in the most dangerous, deathdifying, 1 million dollar competition, ever! And here they are now! From Revenge of the Island, say hello to, Multiple Mike! A.K.A., Chester, Svetlana, Vito, and Manitoba.
*Mike lands in water*
Chris: Mike's crush, pushover turn powerhouse, Zoey!
Zoey: *gasp* MIKE!
Chris: Athletic Non-Supporter, Lightning!
Lightning: You call that a dive? Watch this, SHA- *Chef pushes him*
Chris: Bubble boy braniac, Cameron
Cameron: This is highly *Chef throws him* illogical!
Chris: Rigarius (?) Mutant loving gamer, Sam
*Chef drops Sam*
Sam: Not cool!
Chris: Challenge throwing dirt farmer, Scott
*Chef drops Scott*
Scott: *screams*
Chris: Bossy, bruiser Jo. Who dominated, until her underling turned on her.
Jo: *pushes Chef* You're a deadman McClean!
*Chef pushes Jo* *Jo screams*
Chris: *chuckles* And, from our original cast: cranky, know it all, CIT, Courtney!
Courtney: This is not in my *Chef drops her* contract!
Chris: Courtney's bestie, turned, boyfriend stealer, Gwen!
*Chef throws Gwen*
Gwen: HE WASN'T HER BOYFRIEND AT THE TIME!
Chris: Broody bad boy, Duncan.
Duncan: Bring it on!
Chris: Devious Deva, Heather!
Heather: I HATE CHRIS!
