Note: Again, I know Cody seems out of place, but I put him in to fill in some parts that he should've taken instead of Cameron. They just haven't happened yet. And btw, I don't like Mal or how he was defeated. So I'm gonna try to make it a little different.
Chris: Last time on Total Drama All Stars, our heroes and villains went digging for buried treasure and uncovered a few nasty surprises. Scott villained up big time, trying to sabotage the heroes and when he got caught, he didn't take it so well. But in the end, the Heroic Hamsters were victorious and Lightning, fresh from a hungry night of exile in Boney Island, made enough boney-headed moves to get the royal flush from his teammates. Twelve competitors remain, which one of them will ride the sewer system next? Find out right now on Total...Drama...All Stars.
[Intro]
[Boys cabin]
Duncan: Ugh, I had almost forgotten about these crudtacular cabins.
Alejandro: Huh...Let's hope it is our only visit.
Scott: Oww! (groans) I miss the spa hotel. Now that I know how rich people live, everything I used to love stinks (throws his hand down and the bed collapses under him) (screams) AH! (Gets up, one of his eyes being poked by a spring) Lousy discount bed! (punches the rubble, only to pull back his hand, screaming after nails are stuck on it)
[Confessional; Duncan: The Villainous Vultures]
Duncan: Scott's okay. At least with him you know what you're getting...which is crud, but still, nice to know.
[Back at the cabin]
Alejandro: Goodnight gentleman.
Alejandro zips up his sleeping bag
[Confessional; Alejandro: The Villainous Vultures]
Alejandro: After a year in a robot suit, i find it difficult to sleep if i'm all...spread out.
[Girls cabin]
Heather: Thanks again for blowing the challenge, Jo.
Jo: Me? You're the one who wasted time arguing instead of digging!
Heather: I wouldn't have needed to argue if everyone just did what I told them to do! I'm the one with most experience on this team!
Gwen: Ugh! It's everyone's fault for not working together as a team! Now cram it, I am trying to sleep!
[Confessional; Gwen: The Villainous Vultures]
Gwen: Ugh, bunking with the Bickersons is driving me bonkers!
[Hotel]
*Owl noises*
Buttler: (to the Owl) Shhhh, Sir.
Sierra: Oh I can't sleep without thinking about how Codywody is doing on Boney Island.
Lindsay: I'm sure he's ok. Cody saved me from quicksand on boney island once.
Sierra: Maybe you're right...*pulls out phone* I have Cody on my phone anyway! Good night Cody.
Courtney: Ugh, weirdo.
[Boys room]
Mike:(sighs happily) Huuhh, oh yeah, this is the life!
Cameron: yeah but I feel a little guilty looking at Cody's empty bed. I hope he's okay over on boney island!
[Boney Island]
Cody: Alright, I've got everything I need here. A nice cave to sleep in, some food, and no Sierra.